TO LADIES......
10 things you must not do in front of your man

1.FART IN FRONT OF YOUR MAN
men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to. But, really hate it when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, first, check out the real meaning of the word 'farting' and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell u what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

2.EATING TOO MUCH
try to control your eating habits when you are with your man. Do not be decieve with the fact that he loves you. He may give you red card for that.

3.WASHING YOUR UNDIES(panties)
neuer you wash your undies in presence of a man. Forget that Popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies in front of a man makes him see you as a dirty and shameless element.

4.BAD SITTING HABIT(sitting improperly)
this is very important to you ladies because some of you feel comfortably sitting anyhow in front of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps,your pants e.t.c since he is used to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him. He feels you will also do it in front of others. Learn to sit properly.....

5. LAUGHING EXCESSIVELY

control the length of your laugh in front of your man. When he is not around , you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted.
6.TAKING TO MUCH
we men come to accept that woman talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the ward as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around.

7.TALKING DIRTY
always have control of things you say in front of your man. Don't be too naughty when it comes to your language. Except you remain a girl friend for life.
8.DRINKING OF ALCOHOL
Though not all man hate this attitude but most men do.

9.ALWAYS WATCHING MOVIES
If you love to always watch movies, please for the sake of not recieving red card. Stop that when your man is around. Give him total concentration when he is talking to you.
10.FIGHTING
never you fight in front of your man, he may feels that one day you will fight his mother.

My question to the ladies. Do you exhibit all this? If you have been doing that before, for the sake of your relationship stop that or end up been a girl friend for life.

Mhen... Ive seen that is another website... I wonder who copied who...