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Funny Things Nigerians Do by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:48pm On Jan 10, 2013
Nigerians love arriving late to an occasion just because they feel others would arrive late too - AFRICA

Nigerians flash you with private number

Nigerians are very loud especially when they are talikng on the mobile phone

Nigerians wear sun glasses at night

Nigerians run in the rain even though they already wet

Nigerians answer questions with questions

Nigerians always use 'o' at the end of everything

A Nigerian calls every elderly family friend uncle or aunty

Some Nigerians will go to South AFrica for one week and come back with American or british accent

Nigerian parents like to sew uniformed outfits for u and ur siblings for special occasions

Nigerians love to crush their chicken bones and fish bones

Nigerian mums especially would force you to eat even if you weren't hungry or when ur sick

Nigerian homes always have a cane some where close

Nigerians can quarell anytime, anywhere, anyday

Nigerian parents always compare their kids to their neighbours 'well behaved, excellent, intelligent, good mannered' kids

Nigerians love to invite people to occassions they have been invited to

if someone die in nigeria they dont believe it is natural
they believe someone has done it

Nigerians borrow something from you and wait till u ask them before they return

Nigerian Mothers remind u they carry your pregnancy for nine month when u refuse to go on errands for them

Nigerian couples like wearing 'uniform'

Nigerians see u awake in the morning and ask u" u don wake"
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