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Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 11:13pm On Feb 26, 2008
What is (are) the most shocking and reprehensible things you have found in the bible? For my part, for a book that claims to be the arbiter of morality, I have found the following quite truly and breathtakingly shocking;


1) The amount of murder and killing is unprecedented in any other book
2) The non-condemnation of slavery
3) The amount of contradiction where we would expect harmony


So, get your thinking caps on and post your bible shockers? I shall collect the really good ones and post them in the main body of this post;

============================ Great Responses from Posters =================================

Horus:

@All
The entire bible as a package is shocking and reprehensible. Are bible readers crazy?. If you do not believe as a Christian does, you are called crazy. I have debated with Christians many times in an open forum and all of their reasoning is the same; you are a cult if you believe outside of the bible. Thus, I use the bible as proof when debating with Christians. I show them what is written right in their bible in the languages they were originally revealed and they still can’t handle the facts. I have said it before and I will say it again, the bible is nothing more than an ancient soap opera. It is filled with hate, death, murder, prostitution, suicide and lust. Look at the many contradictions, errors and non-sense stories that are written in the bible, if you are a Christian, you will realize that you are the crazy person for believing in it, living by it and dying for it.



jagunlabi:

The "tearing babies from their mothers' womb and dashing them against rocks" bit is more than shocking to me!
WOW!What a righteous act from a "holy" book shocked


bawomolo:

38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.


why order a majavascript:void(0);
Boldn to go sleep with his brothers wife then kill him



Exodus 21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

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Exodus 30:20 When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the LORD:


wash up or die. how nice grin grin grin

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the LovePeddler, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

well this seems like jungle justice, how about just talking to the daughter rather than burning her shocked shocked


Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. (23:44-46)
"Of them shall ye buy, and of their families , inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever."
Buy some heathen neighbors for slaves. They are to be your possessions forever.
Does God approve of slavery?
What the Bible says about slavery
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


it's cool to have slaves as long as they are strangers and not christian grin grin grin
Re: Bible Shockers! by 4Him(m): 11:18pm On Feb 26, 2008
Thread number what now are we on? grin
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 11:21pm On Feb 26, 2008
Not keeping count, but I think it will be close to 60. smiley Yessssss I lead a boring life smiley
Re: Bible Shockers! by Horus(m): 10:33am On Feb 27, 2008
@All
The entire bible as a package is shocking and reprehensible. Are bible readers crazy?.  If you do not believe as a Christian does, you are called crazy. I have debated with Christians many times in an open forum and all of their reasoning is the same; you are a cult if you believe outside of the bible. Thus, I use the bible as proof when debating with Christians. I show them what is written right in their bible in the languages they were originally revealed and they still can’t handle the facts. I have said it before and I will say it again, the bible is nothing more than an ancient soap opera. It is filled with hate, death, murder, prostitution, suicide and lust. Look at the many contradictions, errors and non-sense stories that are written in the bible, if you are a Christian, you will realize that you are the crazy person for believing in it, living by it and dying for it.
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 10:39am On Feb 27, 2008
Horus:

@All
The entire bible as a package is shocking and reprehensible. Are bible readers crazy?. If you do not believe as a Christian does, you are called crazy. I have debated with Christians many times in an open forum and all of their reasoning is the same; you are a cult if you believe outside of the bible. Thus, I use the bible as proof when debating with Christians. I show them what is written right in their bible in the languages they were originally revealed and they still can’t handle the facts. I have said it before and I will say it again, the bible is nothing more than an ancient soap opera. It is filled with hate, death, murder, prostitution, suicide and lust. Look at the many contradictions, errors and non-sense stories that are written in the bible, if you are a Christian, you will realize that you are the crazy person for believing in it, living by it and dying for it.


Good response. I will add that to the main post.
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 1:24pm On Feb 27, 2008
My bible shocker of today is about the story of Lot;

Basically, this daughters get him drunk and when he is passed out in a stupor they have sex with him. How he managed to get it up is not mentioned. Did they have viagra back then? smiley

C'mon guys, get going!
Re: Bible Shockers! by jagunlabi(m): 2:09pm On Feb 27, 2008
The "tearing babies from their mothers' womb and dashing them against rocks" bit is more than shocking to me!
WOW!What a righteous act from a "holy" book shocked
Re: Bible Shockers! by kolaoloye(m): 2:34pm On Feb 27, 2008
THE BIBLE SAYS`,,,people are perishing because they lack knowledge`
pls SEEK KNOWLEDGE, IT WILL HELP YOU.

Numbers 24:16
the oracle of one who hears the words of God, who has knowledge from the Most High,
who sees a vision from the Almighty, who falls prostrate, and whose eyes are opened:
Numbers 24:15-17 (in Context)
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 3:15pm On Feb 27, 2008
kola oloye:

THE BIBLE SAYS`,,,people are perishing because they lack knowledge`
please SEEK KNOWLEDGE, IT WILL HELP YOU.

Numbers 24:16
the oracle of one who hears the words of God, who has knowledge from the Most High,
who sees a vision from the Almighty, who falls prostrate, and whose eyes are opened:
Numbers 24:15-17 (in Context)

You just quoted Numbers. How about this from the same book;

15 "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them.
16 "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people.
17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man,
18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 3:17pm On Feb 27, 2008
jagunlabi:

The "tearing babies from their mothers' womb and dashing them against rocks" bit is more than shocking to me!
WOW!What a righteous act from a "holy" book shocked

This is a good one. Can you remember chapter/verse?
Re: Bible Shockers! by bawomolo(m): 3:52pm On Feb 27, 2008
38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.


why order a man to go sleep with his brothers wife then kill him


Exodus 21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

u are doomed to death if u curse at your mama or papa.


Exodus 30:20 When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the LORD:


wash up or die. how nice grin grin grin

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the LovePeddler, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

well this seems like jungle justice, how about just talking to the daughter rather than burning her shocked shocked


Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. (23:44-46)
"Of them shall ye buy, and of their families , inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever."
Buy some heathen neighbors for slaves. They are to be your possessions forever.
Does God approve of slavery?
What the Bible says about slavery
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


it's cool to have slaves as long as they are strangers and not christian grin grin grin
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 4:03pm On Feb 27, 2008
bawomolo:

38:7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.


why order a man to go sleep with his brothers wife then kill him


Exodus 21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

u are doomed to death if u curse at your mama or papa.


Exodus 30:20 When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the LORD:


wash up or die. how nice grin grin grin

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the LovePeddler, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

well this seems like jungle justice, how about just talking to the daughter rather than burning her shocked shocked


Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. (23:44-46)
"Of them shall ye buy, and of their families , inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever."
Buy some heathen neighbors for slaves. They are to be your possessions forever.
Does God approve of slavery?
What the Bible says about slavery
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


it's cool to have slaves as long as they are strangers and not christian grin grin grin

Those were some good ones. Will add to main post.
Re: Bible Shockers! by cgift(m): 4:29pm On Feb 27, 2008
guys! feed ur debased minds more okay. u need to get alife! what you dont understand is above you. simply ask and you shall be given is what the bible says. u have not asked. Those who know the mind of God would explain his acts both in the OT and NT without much difficulties.

Anyways, i pray God would deliver you the way he did (S)Paul. on his way to Damascus. Many of you are already on that ay and I see Christ meeting you half way. therational, you have not reached halfway yet, you still have some more destructive works to do before he gets hold of you and i will see you humbled grin
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 4:35pm On Feb 27, 2008
cgift:

guys! feed your debased minds more okay. u need to get alife! what you don't understand is above you. simply ask and you shall be given is what the bible says. u have not asked. Those who know the mind of God would explain his acts both in the OT and NT without much difficulties.

Anyways, i pray God would deliver you the way he did (S)Paul. on his way to Damascus. Many of you are already on that ay and I see Christ meeting you half way. therational, you have not reached halfway yet, you still have some more destructive works to do before he gets hold of you and i will see you humbled grin

Those who know the mind of God would explain his acts both in the OT and NT without much difficulties.

Woow: You guys KNOW the mind of God. That's a new one.
Re: Bible Shockers! by bawomolo(m): 4:52pm On Feb 27, 2008
silly me, i thought God was beyond human comprehension.
Re: Bible Shockers! by MrTurkey(m): 11:45pm On Feb 27, 2008
a bunch of numbskulls all. . . undecided
Re: Bible Shockers! by therationa(m): 11:54pm On Feb 27, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

a bunch of numbskulls all. . . undecided

I agree. That's exactly what I thought about these bible believers too. smiley
Re: Bible Shockers! by TheSly: 12:06am On Feb 28, 2008

I agree. That's exactly what I thought about these bible believers too. smiley

That bible believers are what if i may ask?
Re: Bible Shockers! by bawomolo(m): 2:43am On Feb 28, 2008
That bible believers are what if i may ask?

blind sheep who are addicted.
Re: Bible Shockers! by cgift(m): 1:17pm On Feb 28, 2008
bawomolo:

blind sheep who are addicted.

You guys trip me most often with your non-appreciation of the truth. That we know the mind of God blew you up? Oh what about, "we having the mind of God" grin.
Re: Bible Shockers! by tpaine: 7:59am On Mar 10, 2008
Judges 21, virgin girls are abducted by God's people and given to Benjamin's tribe. Very shocking!
Re: Bible Shockers! by danity: 8:29am On Mar 10, 2008
cgift:

guys! feed your debased minds more okay. u need to get alife! what you don't understand is above you. simply ask and you shall be given is what the bible says. u have not asked. Those who know the mind of God would explain his acts both in the OT and NT without much difficulties.

Anyways, i pray God would deliver you the way he did (S)Paul. on his way to Damascus. Many of you are already on that ay and I see Christ meeting you half way. therational, you have not reached halfway yet, you still have some more destructive works to do before he gets hold of you and i will see you humbled grin
As much as i would like to side with you on that one, no one knows how God works.

Therationa - i thought you were all convinced about Christianity last week, what happened. The video clips on youtube were no longer inspiring?
Re: Bible Shockers! by tpaine: 8:36am On Mar 10, 2008
danity:

Therationa - i thought you were all convinced about Christianity last week, what happened. The video clips on youtube were no longer inspiring?

What gave you that idea? I would rather have hot iron rods inserted thru all my orifices than convert to the falsehood and intellectual barbarism that is Christianity
Re: Bible Shockers! by danity: 8:43am On Mar 10, 2008
tpaine:

What gave you that idea? I would rather have hot iron rods inserted through all my orifices than convert to the falsehood and intellectual barbarism that is Christianity
Oh! That's nice sha. Get ready for you hot iron rods smiley

So what exactly are you? - a student of gnosticism?
Re: Bible Shockers! by kolaoloye(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2008
FATHER forgive them for they know not what they are saying,
ENLIGHTEN them and open their eyes of understanding,AMEN.
Re: Bible Shockers! by almondjoy(f): 5:16am On Mar 11, 2008
Interesting. . . . . grin



bawomolo:

blind sheep who are addicted.


Good one! cheesy


therationa:

I agree. That's exactly what I thought about these bible believers too. smiley

Try the[b] fake bible believers[/b] for a thrill of your life.  You ain't seen nothing yet. grin The real ones are gathering peacefully in threads like "Shall we pray together" and "Have you praised him today". You know the fake ones spend more time in sexuality and romance sections causing trouble. Go figure! grin



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