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Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by wilxz(m): 6:18pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man were caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The yoruba man lied that the igbo man smuggled and forced him to drink the beer!! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser. The igbo man saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest..., toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?" igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba man to my back.... Yoruba man faints.. |
Re: Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by Nobody: 5:18am On Jan 12, 2013 |
on the floor |
Re: Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by chygift(f): 12:18am On Apr 27, 2013 |
R u sayin dt an Igbo man is as wicked as dt? |
Re: Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by chygift(f): 12:22am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Only on d floor? Raise ur two legs up, clap ur hands roll or even toss so dt we wil knw ur lafin. |
Re: Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by Nobody: 12:25am On Apr 27, 2013 |
chygift: Only on d floor? Raise ur two legs up, clap ur hands roll or even toss so dt we wil knw ur lafin. |
Re: Yoruba Man And Ibo Man by whalexyy(m): 10:09am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Drab, old joke |
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