=> All softdrinks are called mineral'

=> India beat nigeria 99~1 because... the ... ... ... ball
was turnin 2 Lion

=>na everi yr ciroma chuwkuwama adekunle dey write waec

=> If ur wealth start reducing its ur village people dat
are doing u.

=> Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.

=> Every commodity tagged with Made in China, USA
or anyone outside Africa is original.

=> Anybody with Aids got it through sex.

=> she's a 'calabar girl' chai!!! she go sabi do...."

=> Every seasoning cube is maggi.

=> U must finish D rice b4 u touch d meat

=> Every toothpaste na maclean.

=> Every insecticide na Fleet

=> Every detergent na omo.

=> Any rich hausa is an Alhaji', D poor ones na Aboki'
and dese days...boko!!!

=> U smoke u are an armed robber!

=> If u find money on d floor, pee on it b4 pickin it
up,unless u turn 2 Yam!

=> only science students are smart

=> Once u travel overseas u must be very rich...as if
they share money on the plane

=> Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol

=> Every Girl dat plays and jokes with a boy, has slept
with him.

=> U must buy bread when traveling to ur village...i
swear!!!

=> when u loose a tooth,throw it on the roof of d
house,and run round the house 7 times"

=>if ur food fall 4 floor,dnt pik it satan dn chop am

=> Every noodle is called indomie" lwkmd!!! if am wrong, prove me right!!! And if u av
any funny ones, plz feel free 2 add o!!!

SO so right, been laffing real hard here

Abi

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every baby diapers is called pampers