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Professor And Fuel Attendant by RexioKlasik(m): 8:54am On Jan 12, 2013 |
A Certain Professor drives into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover Sports Utility Vehicle. Professor: Ma guy, abeg, give me full tank. Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only speak English Professor: Ok! Good Morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling force of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim. Fuel Attendant: Errrrrrmmmm.... How much fuel you wan buy bros? |
Re: Professor And Fuel Attendant by Lovethywilbedon: 9:13am On Jan 12, 2013 |
That's a nice one. That's the reward for pretence. |
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