I went to visit my uncle during a holiday he lives in a G.R.A..so i went out one particular day and came back only to discover that they went out,with the gate locked, i was damn pressed and was new there, the weather was chiled and cooled but i was sweating.and been a G.R.A i cannot do it anywhere moreover no bush.meeen i missed village immediately..so i meet a guy on the road and the following coversation took place....ME:Bros,gudday o.abeg where is public toilet,i want to ease myself....THE BROS:...i no understand wetin u mean o...ME:I Mean i want to use use the toilet..THE BROS:u wan use toilet??ah 4 wetin na guy??ME:i mean say i wan shit,shit dey worry me*angry*(by now the shit is cuming with full force o,my white shirt cover with sweat and my face)...BROS: ..ok now u dey talk,u see that corner where that red motor dey if u reach there take that corner..another coner stil dey by ur left..follow there,then near one mango tree u go see one woman dey sell akara,4 her back two girls dey sell orange wey no far from the boy wey dey sell kerosene..(by this time i feel like slapping the boy but what can i do i need the location to help my ministry..)BROS:..near the boy wey they sell kerosene if you look your left you go see one small white shop,wey dey in between two brown colour and mtn decorated shop,go the back u go see the Public toilet..(by this time i shouted thank God finaly)BROS:BUT THE PUBLIC TOILET DON BURN SINCE LAST YEAR....whaaaaaaat and u waste my precious time. *shocked*....u guys should not ask me what happened