1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie

2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No Go Sell Pass Slippers

3)If You Never Thief Meat From Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi Cook

4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry Joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back Home

5)The only woman who knows where her man is every Night is a "Widow"

6)Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get Caught.....

7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio

8 )U cant kneel down to greet ur parent but u can Kneel to give ur BF heads, una go explain 4 judgment day o

9)If the Alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u r "DEAD"

10)To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge

11)Is a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach malaysia o0

12) no matter how may views these get moderator no go take am go front page.
13. he who laffs last...no
undastand the joke quick
14. A patient dog...na
hunger go kill am
15. A bird in hand...na beta
suya be dat 16. Pickin wey say him
mama no go slip...na
hospital him go find
himself
16. A rolling stone...na
person push am 17. What a child sees
crawling...an adult cannot
see even if he climbs a tall
tree

Nice collection!!
First to comment btw!

9c 1

Ur creative

Funny

nice creativity................. the 4th statement made me laugh........ nice one indeed.

Wetin concern abgero with overload

You dey talk to me. U knw get oldman picture for house?

Pikin wey say him mama nogo sleep himself nogo sleep

Oga leave wetin dey write for bus follow bus.

13. Na no 12 bring am come frontpage.

1. "Anyone who commits suicide is dead to me"
2. "An Adult sees while sitting what a child won't see on a tree"
3. "Taking Panadol for another person's headache"
www.prisonerofclass.com

This has got to be the driest...oh lord! I actually got confused! 0p, what is this?

14.... Tonto dikeh post make frontpage than any other post

dvdon: Wetin concern abgero with overload

You dey talk to me. U knw get oldman picture for house?

Pikin wey say him mama nogo sleep himself nogo sleep

Oga leave wetin dey write for bus follow bus.

dry!!! abeg don't spoil the beautiful thread

deaf, dumb and fucking lame

baby_123: This has got to be the driest...oh lord! I actually got confused! 0p, what is this?

Then write out your own juicy list and let's see how hard people laugh

Nice one Aminho.......№12 is tight as well.... I don't really know about №4... It could also mean that she's into you.....

If u dy use golf 1 u dn turn taxi driver automatically

love the fourth one. was like waaat

Very funny jokes although I disagree with number 4 because a girl laughing at dry jokes on first date doesn't necessarily mean she has no transport money but may mean she is hoping to be fu*ked real good that night.

..This is indeed a condemnable act and the perpetrators shall be brought to book statement of GEJ each time boko boys attack actually is the andrellaline for more attacks!

Brethren, You're driving volkswagen (golf 1) And someone shouts taxi! Pls Forgive And Forget...God dey!

that number 1 is serious, garri no get advert but e sell pass imdomie. and NAIRALAND MOTTO IS, IN GARRI WE TRUST.

Okay, shey I suppose laugh bah?

Funny sha

Am I supposed to laugh or what next ?

~Bluetooth:

Am I supposed to laugh or what next ?

Cry if u like who send

One more....

Ask naija girl *hello lady what's your name? I see you are in a hurry so can i have your number so we could have a chat later?*

Her reply = What do you want to do with my name and number?




nor see timewaster

damn this is boring as hell

Kudos, no.1 cracked me up real well

Girlfriend: Darling, could you pls give me 25k for
my bathing soap? Boyfriend: What ? Are you
washing away your sins?

OCHUKO: Akpos why are you drinking in front of
the mirror?.. AKPOS: My doctor told me to watch
my drinking

Teacher: what do u call a bee that lives in
America? Akpos: USB

Akpos told his servant: Go and water the plants ..
Servant: its already raining sir .. Akpos: So what,
take an umbrella and go

1st girl: my boo actually got me a BB porsche dis
val!, 2nd girl hoping to impress: mine got me BB
ferrarri

This guy used a day looking for radio in his BB
phone coz it says "Battery Low For Radio Use"...........
Have a nice week guys........

This space is 4 sale

The last time i bought 1 cup of yellow garri in the market, it was N30 per cup.
I ask why so? Cos i always buy it at d rate of N20 per cup, and 3cups for N50!
so i learnt that the flood disaster that happened in some part of d state affected them....
I'm on my way 2 d market 2 buy 3 cups of garri 4 dis evening! Eba tins on my mind, plus Egusi soup with crayfish,
and those dry small small black mallam cat fish! Anybody who cares for a hand of Eba should go hug transformer,
cos i just finished making my soup, and water 4 Eba dey fire!

Mtcheeew! at least i don talk my own, as long as say Nairaland go dey allow anything make front page, me sef go join put!