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Some Crazy Facts About Nigeria by wellmax(m): 8:22pm On Oct 01, 2012
Some crazy facts about Nigeria...(Warning:do not take it all seriously!!!)smiley

Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.

Adele @official adele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State.
Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males.
The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living
in London.
Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
Beware of Edo girls.
Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while Being Intimate.
Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
PH girls like it in the A**
There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country.
4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy.
Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy.
Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
China's best market is Nigeria.
A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a carradio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150billion.
An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away.
Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?"
Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all during xmas n New Year.
Re: Some Crazy Facts About Nigeria by 234GT(m): 9:33pm On Oct 01, 2012
Very good.
Re: Some Crazy Facts About Nigeria by Lagusta(m): 10:38pm On Oct 01, 2012
Crazy, wierd, but VERY TRUE!!!
Re: Some Crazy Facts About Nigeria by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 01, 2012
Gosh....dis is soooo funny! Made my day mehn!

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