BREAKING NEWS:
The Federal Government is to procure 10 million
telephone handsets worth about N60 billion from China
and the US for free distribution to rural farmers across
the country.
Questions:
•Are they buying blackberry porsche for these farmers?
•Are they going to preload the Presidents number in all
the phones? As the reason for the purchase is because
they want the farmers to have direct contact with the
Government.
•Who did the calculation and came up with 10million
farmers? Was Obasanjo counted as well?
•Even @ N6,000 per phone,will the farmer plant the
phones to grow more phones?
•If they're buying the phones in bulk,doesn't it attract
a large volume of discount?
•Did the farmers complain that their problem is a
mobile phone?
Possible facts:
•Maybe Obama will distribute the phones himself.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt shovel and fertalizer in
them.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt tractors.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
Oya share ur views on this issue.

Lol they will be using d fone to call workers and buyers nah

Maybe the phones are time travel machines also




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