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Grandma's Letter Of Love by Usiola(m): 11:06pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
GRANDMA'S LETTER OF LOVE Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was forJesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few timesto share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach", I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, he was enjoying this religious experience, too! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Love, Grandma |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ituen(m): 11:05am On Feb 28, 2008 |
seen it b4 but is still rocks |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by temmysexy(f): 11:32am On Feb 28, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Lohlarh(f): 11:58am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Old age na bad tin o |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Nobody: 1:44pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
I have to stop visiting Nairaland to aviod sack oh |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by folly69(m): 1:49pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
this is crazily funny |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Lolabbey: 1:52pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
@ aisha :but why |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ayusman16(m): 2:18pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
stupendously funny, nice one @poster |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Usiola(m): 2:19pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
aisha2:I was also wondering why? |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Nobody: 3:02pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Lolabbey:Because i go sitdown in front of my system dey form busy and next thing i go begin laugh, my oga say i don dey kolomental craze |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by Lohlarh(f): 3:03pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
true talk o aisha |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by choco4life(m): 3:07pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
aisha2: |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by DaJunta(m): 3:22pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 3:34pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
Ben strolls into NLD and gives everyone the Hawaiian good luck sign. |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by gud9ija(m): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
ben~jay:@Ben, i feel you Hawaiian good luk sign to you too |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 9:12pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Feb 29, 2008 |
sends hawaain good luck sign back to ben ol boi u dey kolo o |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 9:46am On Feb 29, 2008 |
Lol |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by segunpc(m): 10:19am On Feb 29, 2008 |
lol , but did not understand the joke |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 10:22am On Feb 29, 2008 |
@segunpc What a pity. . Personally i will advice you to sue your brains for non-support. |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by success123(m): 10:31am On Feb 29, 2008 |
and i will be proud to be the lawyer so that i can sentence u to five yrs in imprisonment. seg |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by efuah(f): 10:42am On Feb 29, 2008 |
Lol . . . this joke got me in tears. @aisha, same here o, a colleague that jst came to my office was asking why am laughing lyk that. |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by illegalman(m): 10:48am On Feb 29, 2008 |
AISHA, HOW RE YOU DOING, PLEASE AM IGBO BOY, CURRENTLY RESIDING AT ABUJA. AND I HAVE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE SEX WITH HAUSA LADY, CAN YOU LINK OR HOOK ME WITH A BEAUTIFUL HAUSA LADY THAT IS RESIDING AT ABUJA ( GWAGWALADA) HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS: emenike_nis@yahoo.com. thanx for understanding[color=#006600][/color] |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by babyzze(f): 10:52am On Feb 29, 2008 |
thats a good one |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ayusman16(m): 11:00am On Feb 29, 2008 |
illegalman: Nna men! Ndigbo Kwanu. wait until Folly catch; he would personally castrate u and use ur abuna for suya. U want to have sex with an Hausa Lady abi? Akuya iyamirin! |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by folly69(m): 11:26am On Feb 29, 2008 |
illegalman: WTF insult upon injury,did she look like a love-vendor to u or she tell u say she b 1,my friend if u know wats good for u'll go to de strreeeets and pick ur slut or else de next time i c such i'll get my shotgun and make minced meat out u capiche? |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
wat a disgrace to igbos glad to be a kanuri |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 6:07pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
@clemcykul Come no make my anger enter my head ooo, because e dey my hand now. Me na Ibo boy. so i dey rep iboz to d fullest. |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by ifyalways(f): 7:26pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
@joke so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawaii sign of peace to all my lovely folks here. @illegalman am so ashamed.you are truely illegal . |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by benjay1(m): 11:30am On Mar 03, 2008 |
strolls in with a bottle of beer looks around for anyone to diss, strolls out. |
Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Mar 03, 2008 |
why art thou sooo jobless? |
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