princecemo: (This one happened 5 weeks ago in d office, I was in d open office alone on wednesday. The management staff went into d conference room for a meeting, so I sat @ d open office busy browsing and releasing fats dat almost killed me.. D mess was so horrible dat I cudnt bear it but all d same I kept on releasing as much as possible inside full air-conditioned vacuumed office... As soon as I released the last and heavy one, dey rounded off the meeting and members of the management staff started coming out....I almost entered inside my computer cos dey all ran away and looking at me with disgust... I almost murdered maself dat day. cry

Dygeasy: God please grant me a JOB after my graduation

tellwisdom: Uha soup?? Who dey employ all dis people sef

merciie: forming bigz gal in the office n refusing to eat from the 'local canteen" suddenly phcn strikes n its quiet n the lion in my stomach decides to GROWL...with so much passion! everybody heard, and to say i was embarrassed is an understatement

merciie: forming bigz gal in the office n refusing to eat from the 'local canteen" suddenly phcn strikes n its quiet n the lion in my stomach decides to GROWL...with so much passion! everybody heard, and to say i was embarrassed is an understatement

timpaker: The day i was asked to represent my organization in a Chess game in Nairobi (after they saw in my Cv that i love playing chess for a hobby), That day i decided to fall ill just to miss my flight, when i came to report my illness to the office.

I saw a chessboard on my table - then my boss said i should warm up with one dude (from the Canadian Embassy). i come dey shake like persin wey wan have s3x the first time... I swear i don't even know which one is queen, knight, king or dia daughter.....what happen next is a story for another day.

holyvirgin:
So what should she carry? Its her choice

She swallow eba, she lick hand...swallow another, lick hand!, chop fish small, drink water...come finish eba, begin lick soup ...Gooosshh, my office go come begin smell soup, soup ~~Mbannuu

sauer: bad

Melahou: It was a Monday morning precisely 11am wen I started feeling so hungry. I just couldnt wait till 1pm to go for my break.

I brought out my food flask which has become a daily routine for me to take food to the office.

As I began to devour the Eba with oha soup, BEHOLD my MD, the Admin Mgr and 3 bank officials just entered my office apparently to open another cooperate account for the company since I happen to be the company`s accountant.

I felt the disappointment on his face as they all stared at one another. I wished the ground could open; the rest is history.

Share urs experience/s!!!

ItsModella: Jeez, who takes eba and soup with them to the office? Na dat kain food you suppose leave for your house...

xynerise: In front of my secretary, I fell on the staircase when I was rushing home. I actually stepped on my Agbada