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Programmers Toast by peachezncream(f): 5:54pm On Jan 14, 2013
You are the CSS in my HTML
You are the conflict in my rich picture
You are the deadlock in my concurrent transaction
You are the main method in my java class
You are the ajax that refresh my heart without reloading my webpage
oya, programmers add urz wink
Re: Programmers Toast by ciphoenix: 6:06pm On Jan 14, 2013
The Only Daemon in my system.
The bootloader of my heart.
The only function in my code.

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Re: Programmers Toast by peachezncream(f): 6:08pm On Jan 14, 2013
ciphoenix: The Only Daemon in my system.
The bootloader of my heart.
The only function in my code.
The retina in my mac book pro kiss
Re: Programmers Toast by ciphoenix: 7:44pm On Jan 14, 2013
peachez'n'cream:
The retina in my mac book pro kiss
the only tracker in my torrent kiss
Re: Programmers Toast by ciphoenix: 8:17pm On Jan 14, 2013
Float desire()
{
if you(love) != "me"
love(me);
else if behaviour(me) = "annoying"
love(me);
else love(who="me", how="deeply", when="now" ) ;
return (you(love));

cool

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