There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much , "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price , and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year , "

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 , "

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else , "

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and , I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property , "

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price , and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover , "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie , Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye , I do too , "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Won ti je gbese!

nice one.

l.o.l

WHAT!!!!

D man is silly. How can he agree to everything , while the phone is not his.
Lol .

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, big time debt!!!

The woman too should have known that her husband does not spend like that moreso she should be suspicious about the husband.

Yeepa,
Gbese galore.

realli pityn da real owner ov la mobile

Gave me a good laff indeed.

WTF!!!!! This a very nice joke,

Hamid if u are d owner of d phone, will it still b a nice joke.

^^ Hell no, But it'll be too late to stop the woman. It's very funny though

pt,

where was the owner of that god for saken phone

nice joke lol

;d ;d ;d

Baby watin happen to ya tongue naw

WTF!!!!!thats murder

nyc one

dat man don buy market. d woman sef no try to recognise her husband voice, i sure say greed been cover her ear. NICE ONE.

Mehn, this is what u call an expensive joke!

^^lol. Exactly.

^^lol. Exactly.

e don tee, those days of saucekid and sam milla.

lovely joke

Haaaaaaa! D man die wella. 9ice joke

Haaaaaaa! D man die wella. 9ice joke

Dojo:

Won ti je gbese!

LAUGHING TILL I POO, YEEH! STILL LAUGHING!!!!!11 THANKS POSTER. YOU VE MADE MY DAY, STILL LAUGHING,

Dude, u just revived a dead thread from years ago? Are u dat old?