An0nimus:
lol nna people dey vex o. camp cant be that bad na. Kogi is good to go. Just a few complains I've heard since I came.

Morning guys. #ParadeTime

My dear. Na d hostels tire me pass. Rilly.

GOOD MORNING PEEPS!

LAST NIGHT IN AKWA IBOM WAS A GROOVY BLAST SPONSOED BY AIRTEL, COME AND SEE GROOVE, DANCING COMPETITION, RAP COMPETITION, COMEDY, RAGGA OMG! LAST NIGHT ROCKED IN AK AND CONTINUES TONIGHT.
FUNMI LE HOT(CORRECT AJEBUTTER) PARTICIPATED IN THE DANCE COMPETITION AND DANCED VERY WELL BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE DIDN'T WIN.

WE WERE ALL AT PAVILLION LAST NIGHT FOR THE AIRTEL SHOW, ME, CHARLES SHAW, FUNMI AND MY CALABAR CHIC AND OTHER FINE FINE GURLS.
I NOTICED THAT ALL ATTENTION, EVERY CORPER AND EVEN SOLDIERS WERE ALL CAPTIVATED BY THE AIRTEL SHOW, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION, EXCUSED SHAW ND FUNMI, LEFT WITH MY BABE FOR A HIDDEN CORNER(I WON'T TELL ANYBDY D PLACE UNLESS U WAN DO)
NA DIA I DEY SUCK ANRA NWANYI ASABA TIRE,
FEENGER TIRE BIAZIE JI AMU UKWUM TAKA SHIA THE KPEKUS FROM THE BACK JOOR,
WHICH NAIJA BABE NO GO OPEN KPEKUS WEN THEY KNOW I BE JANDED GUY?

JUST LIKE SHAW WIL ALWAYS SAY, "IFE ANA'RU ADIROR EASY JOOR"

SSGUniport: Corpers Weeeeee!!!!!! Reporting Live from NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION Camp, KUBWA FCT ABUJA.......To all Platoon 2 Members, Thanks for the team work displayed during yesterday's duty, I appreciate U guys....So far so good We've cooked the best food served in the camp's kitchen(Egusi soup in d afternoon and d Jollof rice in d 9t)....Don't Forget also that we have Our Dance Competition against platoon 3 on Monday, and Failure ain't an Option...Once again, thanks for yesterday's display of Unity.....Thank's and God bless.....Engr. Comr. UCHE UHEGBU ("Interim" platoon 2 Leader)

Dat una egusi soup sef,lol.d pap no try at all

M'CORAZON NWANYI OMA I SEE U VIEWWIN, GOODMORNI AND HOW UR CAMP SIDE?

FOR THOSE IN THE HABIT OF INSULTIN SENSUAL MAN V SEEN U PEEPS VIEWING ASWELL, PLEASE POCKET UR INSULTSS O!
I JUST CAME BACK FROM CHURCH, NACC.
AND I REPEAT AGAIN, POCKET UR INSULTS O FOR UR OWN GOOD COS AM FILLED WITH THE HOLYGHOST SPIRIT THIS MOMENT.
CALABAR KPEKUS SWEET JOOR IF U DO IT SHARP SHARP FROM THE BACK

Farouk senior: ..I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ platoon 10 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣
observ una..e be lyk dt una platoon commander Пφ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ smile 4
parade ground ooo...check out our oga witch nah..:-d

U weeeeeeennnnnchh!
Which state u come from?
Our platoon commander is a serious man naa das y we d best.
I miss days oga witch was commanding us shaa.
U D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ dull o, i stil neva see u till now even wen i dropd my number 4 u.
Hope ur feeding ur eyes wella with sexy okpekete's on bum shorts nd big burreest?

beau49: Imo state camp is beginin 2 pick up....d drills no be here o buh i dey enjoy m....d food is sumtin else,since m part of d people servin i dnt av a problem in dat area#my roommates r okay buh der is dis gal beside me n her fwend,na xoxo calabar dem dey speak...dem jes dey annoy me sef#m enjoyin my stay so far.

I heard dat some corpers wer kidnapped in port-harcourt,is it tru?

Its tru. hws umudi nkwerre camp guys na?any handsm 1?lol

Sensual Man: M'CORAZON NWANYI OMA I SEE U VIEWWIN, GOODMORNI AND HOW UR CAMP SIDE?

FOR THOSE IN THE HABIT OF INSULTIN SENSUAL MAN V SEEN U PEEPS VIEWING ASWELL, PLEASE POCKET UR INSULTSS O!
I JUST CAME BACK FROM CHURCH, NACC.
AND I REPEAT AGAIN, POCKET UR INSULTS O FOR UR OWN GOOD COS AM FILLED WITH THE HOLYGHOST SPIRIT THIS MOMENT.
CALABAR KPEKUS SWEET JOOR IF U DO IT SHARP SHARP FROM THE BACK

lolsssss.gud afternoon dearii.u nd Shaw just dey enjoy.shaa,if anybdy insults u,just pray 4 dat person,since u re still filled wit d Holy Spirit.bkiaful wit those gals o,abeg.no b all b human being

Sensual Man: LAST NIGHT FOR THE AIRTEL SHOW, ME, CHARLES SHAW, FUNMI AND MY CALABAR CHIC AND OTHER FINE FINE GURLS.
I NOTICED THAT ALL ATTENTION, EVERY CORPER AND EVEN SOLDIERS WERE ALL
CAPTIVATED BY THE AIRTEL SHOW, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION,
EXCUSED SHAW ND FUNMI, LEFT WITH MY BABE FOR A HIDDEN CORNER(I WON'T
TELL ANYBDY D PLACE UNLESS U WAN DO)
NA DIA I DEY SUCK ANRA NWANYI ASABA TIRE,
FEENGER TIRE BIAZIE JI AMU UKWUM TAKA SHIA THE KPEKUS FROM THE BACK
JOOR,
WHICH NAIJA BABE NO GO OPEN KPEKUS WEN THEY KNOW I BE JANDED GUY?

RotfLmao Lwkmd correct man, no corner wey i no know o!
Las9t was it, the fun continues lerra 2 9t wit Airtel nd they promised to display d match b/w Brazil nd spain live on Large cinema screen d/afta the groove continues...

U dey parade ground?
Imagine kponmo Calista D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ ginger me she go write report to commandant against me if i dnt come 2 play football nw

Never been to d mammy market in d night b4, some of my roomies av gisted me bout how bubbly and lively it is in the night, m going this night with one of these punny-seeking guys. Enough callin from left and right, dem don collect number tire.. They'll soon be disappointed But b4 then, i intend to flex like no tomorrow o. Only God knows how many hole dem don chook their blokos. Iyama!
those in akwa ibom are really enjoying mehn, my friend keep filling my ears with tales.
Aside the unkempt and dirty situation in edo, its still ok a bit, just a teeny bit o, tho not like other camps.

creamie: O....kay. I've got to say I have d "loveliest" roomies. We all yoruba xcept for one Ibo girl, and she doesn't feel left out sef. Thank God for maami, that's been my "saving grace". can't queue for almost errything in this camp and be queueing for food. -_-. Been selected in my Platoon 1 to march, d rehearsal na die, but the soldier's funnnyyy. Lol. I thank God for every sha. #OyoIseyin camp. .

U didn't c my beep dis wyl and u neva tried to ask why even after we had a standing agreement. I told you I'll pick up my call-up leta in skul on monday bt unfortunately misplaced my fone that same day. Tho, I made a quick arrangement to get anoda phone wen I returned frm skul and would av gotten back to you wit my temporary line so u cld reach me on it had ur digit not gone wid ma fone.. I asked cutiemay, Dammy and even TLS if they had seen u bt their reply wasn't in d affirmative. I stay in male hostel 4 wid TLS and Sonny. Guess u've bin having fun? If not U're wrooooong!!!!

Truth be said, i'm starting to enjoy dis nonsense edo camp. The soldiers are the funniest set of pple i've met. I've made lots of friends too, mostly guys and ibo girls. And i'm enjoying d field tinz, i've been nominated for parade, i hope dey don't remove me, dis e-diot soldier dat likes calling us witch and white fowl don remove me from volleyball, i no sabi d tin tho i want to learn it. The same soldier come dey toast me! Imagine?! So soldiers sef dey toast corpers?? After when we're jogging they go dey tell us make we sing "if you be soldier, marry corper you go born mumu" mtcheww...
Can you believe i've actually met the popular akpos?? John, the calabar guy is in my platoon, so funny, local, $tupid(i'm sorry to say), talks a lot and so akpos-ish..and he's oblivious to it.

Soldiers dey even do

nitane25: Its tru. hws umudi nkwerre camp guys na?any handsm 1?lol

Sum of d guys r averagly handsome n e dey enter der head n d odas r big n fat....i go giv dem 5/10

nitane25: Its tru. hws umudi nkwerre camp guys na?any handsm 1?lol

Sum of d guys r averagly handsome n e dey enter der head n d odas r big n fat while sum r small n lanky....i go giv dem 5/10

Its really bubbly here in d club/bar section of d mammy marke. OOU guys dey always represent anyday anytime. Imagine o, dis same nonsense soldier saw me flexing wit friends, he com seize my cap and I.d card. Shey dis one na jealousy abi wetin?? U no fit spoil groove for me abeg!!!! he don return am anyway

@ beau9; who told you that the guys in Imo ain't handsome. So how are u enjoying the drill and all the army things. you can reach me on this number 07033749456, and my name is Emeka like to see your call; so we can rapport well

payne_leex: U didn't c my beep dis wyl and u neva tried to ask why even after we had a standing agreement. I told you I'll pick up my call-up leta in skul on monday bt unfortunately misplaced my fone that same day. Tho, I made a quick arrangement to get anoda phone wen I returned frm skul and would av gotten back to you wit my temporary line so u cld reach me on it had ur digit not gone wid ma fone.. I asked cutiemay, Dammy and even TLS if they had seen u bt their reply wasn't in d affirmative. I stay in male hostel 4 wid TLS and Sonny. Guess u've bin having fun? If not U're wrooooong!!!!

Ma binu joor. That mon/tue was smth else for me (long story) and getting here, the network was rilly shitth. Sure u've been having fun too. Take kare of u, CIAO!

Charles Shaw: U weeeeeeennnnnchh!
Which state u come from?
Our platoon commander is a serious man naa das y we d best.
I miss days oga witch was commanding us shaa.
U D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ dull o, i stil neva see u till now even wen i dropd my number 4 u.
Hope ur feeding ur eyes wella with sexy okpekete's on bum shorts nd big burreest?

...˚☺k° ..I didn't get it..drop m again..

booqee: Never been to d mammy market in d night b4, some of my roomies av gisted me bout how bubbly and lively it is in the night, m going this night with one of these punny-seeking guys. Enough callin from left and right, dem don collect number tire.. They'll soon be disappointed But b4 then, i intend to flex like no tomorrow o. Only God knows how many hole dem don chook their blokos. Iyama!
those in akwa ibom are really enjoying mehn, my friend keep filling my ears with tales.
Aside the unkempt and dirty situation in edo, its still ok a bit, just a teeny bit o, tho not like other camps.

booqee: Never been to d mammy market in d night b4, some of my roomies av gisted me bout how bubbly and lively it is in the night, m going this night with one of these punny-seeking guys. Enough callin from left and right, dem don collect number tire.. They'll soon be disappointed But b4 then, i intend to flex like no tomorrow o. Only God knows how many hole dem don chook their blokos. Iyama!
those in akwa ibom are really enjoying mehn, my friend keep filling my ears with tales.
Aside the unkempt and dirty situation in edo, its still ok a bit, just a teeny bit o, tho not like other camps.

booqee: Never been to d mammy market in d night b4, some of my roomies av gisted me bout how bubbly and lively it is in the night, m going this night with one of these punny-seeking guys. Enough callin from left and right, dem don collect number tire.. They'll soon be disappointed But b4 then, i intend to flex likdem don chook their blokos. Iyama!
those in akwa ibom are really enjoying mehn, my friend keep filling my ears with tales.
Aside the unkempt and dirty situation in edo, its still ok a bit, just a teeny bit o, tho not like other camps.

....aside ntwk ish..mehn we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ groove oo...una yoruba gals som fyn die ...dem jst destroy de notion we're I carry grow sey dem de always black nd ugly...lyk our treasurer shewa..(I hope say I spell m well)...she fyn die..I wan madt..even temi etc.choi ..boquee abeg gimi som yoruba toastin line

@Akwa Ibom camp....I am kinda getting sick...

tosynbolade: @Akwa Ibom camp....I am kinda getting sick...

wetin dey do you?

HNM my good friends. July shall brigh forth great and mighty things in your lives. amen.

Charles, Sensual, Creamie, Farouq, Tosyn, Worwor, Payne, Emilo, Beau and Booqee I see y'all

An0nimus:
wetin dey do you?

HNM my good friends. July shall brigh forth great and mighty things in your lives. amen.

Charles, Sensual, Creamie, Farouq, Tosyn, Worwor, Payne, Emilo, Beau and Booqee I see y'all

hapi new month to you too!

Farouk senior: ...˚☺k° ..I didn't get it..drop m again.. ....aside ntwk ish..mehn we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ groove oo...una yoruba gals som fyn die ...dem jst destroy de notion we're I carry grow sey dem de always black nd ugly...lyk our treasurer shewa..(I hope say I spell m well)...she fyn die..I wan madt..even temi etc.choi ..boquee abeg gimi som yoruba toastin line

which one com be yoruba toasting lines again?? Dem no understand english ni? No downgrade my fellow yorubas my friend! Speak english!
Besides, aint u yoruba? Ur name's farouk??

tosynbolade: @Akwa Ibom camp....I am kinda getting sick...

why na?? I tot akwa ibom is one of d most conducive camp. If you're falling sick in akwa ibom camp, you should've died if you're in edo camp..lol. Get well joor o.

booqee: which one com be yoruba toasting lines again?? Dem no understand english ni? No downgrade my fellow yorubas my friend! Speak english!
Besides, aint u yoruba? Ur name's farouk??

.....lol..meeen dem fyn die..som frm lautech ordas frm lasu nd oau esp. I aint yoruba sha. Bt wana learn D̶̲̥̅̊ lang. ..choi see chocolate skinned beauties. #dancin suwe rmx. 4 pavilon# aks camp Ŋª brains oo.

emilo26: @ beau9; who told you that the guys in Imo ain't handsome. So how are u enjoying the drill and all the army things. you can reach me on this number 07033749456, and my name is Emeka like to see your call; so we can rapport well

Deer r handsome people but they let it get into their head....while sum r jes der(i.e lil handsome) n some r not just it.

An0nimus:
wetin dey do you?

HNM my good friends. July shall brigh forth great and mighty things in your lives. amen.

Charles, Sensual, Creamie, Farouq, Tosyn, Worwor, Payne, Emilo, Beau and Booqee I see y'all

Happy new month 2 u dear n everyone

Jumikiels: KAno camp is not bad n d food is still kinda ok! The maami market is beeeeeeed! If some1 is not careful U̶̲̥̅̊ no go take any money home! The gist is that I'm among the man O war special squad!lol!! Everybody speaks hausa here ooo! Before we can hear the soldiers self with their accent! "Pace the pront-face d front". And the ratio of guys to girls is 4:1! au is everyone doing ooo?

ratio of guys to girls 4 : 1? As in guys are more populated than girls? Na waa o, that camp no go sweet o, but wait o, how is that possible considering that girls are more populated than guys in higher institutions even in world at large, this is strange, I pray not to enter such camp in november

beau49:
Deer r handsome people but they let it get into their head....while sum r jes der(i.e lil handsome) n some r not just it.

Happy new month 2 u dear n everyone

what do you mean that they let their handsomeness get into their head,as in dey no gree toast girls or what, explain

if u r actually complaining abt camp life then u r on ur own. wat do u expect to see in camp 5star hotel or a club house or wat? my advise to u see enjoy d camp in d most annoying way u can see it cos after tat 3wks u wil wish u had done smthn wit it. ITS NO GOING BACK TO................. ADVICE FRM BATCH A COPRS MEMBER.......... EBONYI STATE.

beau49:

Sum of d guys r averagly handsome n e dey enter der head n d odas r big n fat....i go giv dem 5/10

LMAO ds gal

hello beau49, I don't understand u, can you fully be specific about your grading of handsome guys in umudi camp. excepted your call or flash; but didn't see any. Ani0nimus my amnesty I see you and happy new month to every one on this thread

Dis rivers sef wit excess rain fall. Serious fever wants 2 finish me. It's now d fever knows it will come. Suspecting my village pple. Dis has their signature

fubbyy: what do you mean that they let their handsomeness get into their head,as in dey no gree toast girls or what, explain

Dey knw dat dey r handsome,so dey expect gals 2 fall 4 dem....weda dem toast d gal or not.