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Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by Kcxee(m): 2:10pm On Jan 16, 2013
Akpors last week moved with his wife to
Victoria Island, Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and
threatened to inject him with blood
containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop
all the money he collected from the bank
the day before.
Akpors: Are you going
to leave me with the
money if I allow you to inject me with
the HIV virus?
The Thief: I will not collect the
money and I
will leave you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give
him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet.
When he
came back from the toilet, he asked the
thief
to inject him with the HIV virus. The
frustrated thief injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately.
Immediately the thief left, the wife
became
hysterical

The Wife: What the hell did you
just do?

Akpors: Don't mind the silly thief, he
doesn't
know that I put on a condom the other
time
I went to the toilet.

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Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by slimchi2k2(m): 9:43pm On Jan 16, 2013
funny
Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by BrandyB: 5:11pm On Feb 05, 2013
[img][/img][img][/img] :DVery funny...0...Very funny...0...Very funny...0...
Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by bhushayor: 6:00pm On Feb 05, 2013
itz very funny
grin
Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by Nobody: 3:12pm On Feb 12, 2013
slimchi2k2: funny
very funny indeed
Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by joseff14(m): 11:43pm On Feb 12, 2013
Does dat make him immune to the virus?
Re: Apkos N D Thief Very Funny by jbblues24(m): 4:39pm On May 31, 2019
Let me take a nap... great boldness, anyway. cry

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