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How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by phineboy1pimple(m): 3:44pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
IF: •after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can’t find your money. If you are downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%. If you buy a bold 6 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k. •You win 100millon, u put am 4 bank, next week d bank declare bankruptcy. •Your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat. • If after working for 30 days, you got fired without salary. •After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks later. • If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting. • If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you. •If you submit expo with your answer sheet. •When ur friend wey just come back from America give u cheque & did not remember to sign Before going back. • If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model. • If after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID. • If After You photoshop your Picture & you still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo. • If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation. • If ur leg dey show for passport photograph. • If You Break-Up With Your Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/she wins 100million naira the next day!. • if the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job. • If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! • If you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day. • If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others. • After reading this post and u did not laugh, comment or like it. You should know it's FROM YOUR VILLAGE. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by dmcdad: 9:11pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
Rotf... Some of them got me laughing my ass out... |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by phineboy1pimple(m): 12:31pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
dmcdad: Rotf... Some of them got me laughing my ass out... Yeah quite true... |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
smh |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by Mynd44: 4:38am On Jan 27, 2013 |
Dang!!! |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by Nobody: 6:46am On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lwkmd! |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by homesteady(m): 7:45am On Jan 27, 2013 |
lol....hw'lll i sell my kidneyy..use d money to buy range rover...den dy steal it d nxt day!!!!!.....after i finish fainting,i'll go and kill all d wizards in my village 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Witches &wizard Arefollowing You From Yourvillage; by phineboy1pimple(m): 12:16am On Jan 31, 2013 |
homesteady: lol....hw'lll i sell my kidneyy..use d money to buy range rover...den dy steal it d nxt day!!!!!.....after i finish fainting,i'll go and kill all d wizards in my village No b wen U knw wu them b?... Lol |
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