Apart from the Obvious "ACTORS DON'T DIE IN MOVIES"

1. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
2. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard.
3. Cars never need fuel (unless they' re involved in a pursuit).
4. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor...Ojoro naim go kill them
5. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
6. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected...hahahaha
7. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (haba......).



feel free to add yours, no be only bollywood and nollywood dey match line jare

bidell1:
7. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (haba......).

I've always wondered about this myself. No matter how good the actor is, how can bullets from over 20 people not tough him but his own bullets are killing them like mad. Anyways, it depends on where his own guns are made. The actor can even fight a whole city and come out victorious.

one un armed person fights and kills over 10 armed men. Shuo.

Afam4eva:
I've always wondered about this myself. No matter how good the actor is, how can bullets from over 20 people not tough him but his own bullets are killing them like mad. Anyways, it depends on where his own guns are made. The actor can even fight a whole city and come out victorious.

abi na....their scam na anoda level..


No matter what happens, you know the actor no go die....its like watching 24 and expecting Jack Bauer to die....as as how?

hahahahha. Good one. see additions to the topic below...

Beautiful women are always killed in sexy relieving clothing or naked in the shower
Anybody can dive through glass no matter how thick or how close they are to the glass, they also mange to break the whole pane without taking any damage from glass shards
Nobody ever puts money in the meter upon parking
The bad guys are always equipped with special bullets that can only hit railings.
Dogs and children know immediately that someone is the bad guy.

keep them coming guys

Actor male friend or partner must die but him gf no dey die.
The only movie wey actor 'gf' die na Rambo

every single post on the thread has "die" and "kill" in it.


end times.

tpia@:
every single post on the thread has "die" and "kill" in it.


end times.

Thank your God this topic was not open during the Roman era, else you should have been seeing post like butcher and slaughter
.
Signs of civilization

tpia@:
every single post on the thread has "die" and "kill" in it.


end times.

u funny die

Una don notice say when a bomb is being dismantled, the timer will count till the last seconds before success is achieved.

Seum: Una don notice say when a bomb is being dismantled, the timer will count till the last seconds before success is achieved.

The main character(actor) always survive Bomb blast(explosion) no matter what..... !!!


Main Character also survive stepping on Mine-Field thats when u see Bomb stunts......ahahaha ...


Anyway,Hollywood is still da bomb!!!

Haba...una don forget?
Actor can drive a car
Ride a bike

Once he enters a helicopter he can also power it

Even speed boats

And train too

Seum: Una don notice say when a bomb is being dismantled, the timer will count till the last seconds before success is achieved.

Na lie.

Proof in this link.

WARNING! Do not click this link if you are faint-hearted, do not like blood, do not like real bomb blasts with real body parts, are at work, under 18.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y7zbSFa6Vw