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If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:36am On Mar 03, 2008 |
If people should die according to their proffession. what do u tink would be d cause of their death, Politician-Assasination Policeman-Swear Insurance Man- Fire disaster Prostitute-sex Teacher-cane what do u tink, |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by Nobody: 8:44am On Mar 03, 2008 |
i think you will die on the internet |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Mar 03, 2008 |
seun-murder as par murderator |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by Nobody: 5:30pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
i will love to see that happen when snails fly |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by gunpoint(m): 5:39pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
I wuld like 2 die wit a cigar in my mouth, a gun in ma rite hand, my left hand on a succulent kuvuki breast & my koko inside nitenurse blabla-in her 2 infinity, all dis wit my uniform on!!! |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 9:48pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
dogs have started flying again Gunpoint, u will die with other things on u and ur blah blah on one of my goats i named nightnurse cos the goat is her favourite goat |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:35am On Mar 04, 2008 |
@ ituen, tanks for sacrificing your goat as his last fuckmate, but u didn't tell us how u will end up , probably under a koko or something @webdezzi, let me guess , in d wild wild zoo with ur fellow chimps |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 7:40am On Mar 04, 2008 |
I'll bow out of life peacefully in my sleep when i am ripe to go |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by StanP(m): 7:48am On Mar 04, 2008 |
i think u are over ripe now and i am with my arrow and bow, so what next |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Mar 04, 2008 |
its only a termite bite dat will kill him |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 8:37am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Yes, a termite bite on my bla bla can be very disastrous Clem hw abt a bee sting u in ur bla bla |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by segunpc(m): 9:40am On Mar 04, 2008 |
what do u tink will kill a gigolo? |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 9:56am On Mar 04, 2008 |
For a gigolo like u, i suggest money ritual by that sugar mummy u dey follow nicknamed lo. . . . (that one wey dey add H and R to her name) |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by clemcykul(f): 1:13pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
iteun how bee go take sting my dalyn bla bla bla wen e be na dia the bee hive dey na dia sef dem dey produce honey |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by segunpc(m): 4:29pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
ituen what about a love-vendor like u? what will kill a love-vendor? |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by gunpoint(m): 4:39pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
gunpoint:@ITEUN dat who i wanna go out i tell u(& nt dat nite nurse dats 1 of ur blady goats) Wit Mr Hon Dr Turkey eulogisin my gracefulness, kindness & goodness |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 5:35pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Even if ur a field marshall, i'll hunt u down |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by dondee2(m): 8:48pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
[b][/b]PHCN will die of cursee |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by Rebellious(f): 9:54pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
wtf? |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by ituen(m): 11:27pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
u wont understand |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by benjay1(m): 4:59am On Mar 05, 2008 |
@Rebellious suga dearie, dont u get the joke ? |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by clemcykul(f): 8:34am On Mar 05, 2008 |
she aint got money to get it |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by MrTurkey(m): 8:58am On Mar 05, 2008 |
i know some of y'all would expect me to say 'cooking pot', but i ain't gonno say it |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by holythug(m): 9:01am On Mar 05, 2008 |
@ turkey. . .u just did |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by folly69(m): 9:13am On Mar 05, 2008 |
the year is 2069 i've just finished blablabla-ing,take a shower dressed in all white kaftan said my prayers and lying on back relaxing sipping on gin and juice thinkin of the good old days, then Angel mike and Gab appears saying sir it is time to go sir,ur suit of Glory has been prepared and the kingdom of Heaven is anxiously waitin for ur arrival. |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by holythug(m): 9:19am On Mar 05, 2008 |
story story o |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by folly69(m): 9:22am On Mar 05, 2008 |
once upon a time |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by benjay1(m): 1:17pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
so how does this affect the holes in my boxers ? |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by success123(m): 1:23pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
it is affecting it because u have not been washing it regularly. |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by delib: 1:25pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
and pastors will die on pulpits |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by folly69(m): 1:26pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
air hostess will die of plane crash |
Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by benjay1(m): 1:41pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
strolls in again sees success' post, smiles to himself n strolls out. |
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