SOME AN ;DNOYING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So make we cry?).
2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or hospital?).
3. My heart is broken, I will never love again (No be new thing).
4. Am gonna be off for a while (Safe journey, no be force to enter facebook).
5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice u had gone... Duh!).
6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).
7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tell me? Na me wan give u transport
FARE?).
8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u )(y).
9. People are wicked (Na today u just dey know?).
10. Am in love (No be news).
11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?).
12. Money on my mind (Na so? Here resemble CBN? Go rob bank).
13. Ur pix looks nice (I know b4 I put am).
14. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take molue).
15. New look (Wetin be our business?).
16. Am tired of this life (Who send u come b4?).
17. I am off to church (Na baba lawo place u for go)
18. Abuja Loading (U be conductor?

Add yours
Here's mine
Last night was the bomb(explode na who cares

J-Mystique:
SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:

13. Ur pix looks nice (I know b4 I put am).
15. New look (Wetin be our business?)

Girls seeking attention...thats their punchline...