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Strange Lizard by sensimila: 10:25pm On Mar 03, 2008
Biologists at the University of Florida have discovered a new specie of lizard which has been attacking sunbathers at and near Miami 's South Beach .   It is believed to primarily attack women, though it has been known to attack effeminate-appearing men.   Only one known photograph has been taken of this creature, which is included here for  your benefit,  I think they call this one pennisaurus  wink

Re: Strange Lizard by MrTurkey(m): 10:32pm On Mar 03, 2008
ermmm, i do not think that we would like to see this particular lizard, penni-what-us? hey mister, you best be careful grin
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:39pm On Mar 03, 2008
no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started ur 5mins maddness. Abi?
Re: Strange Lizard by kronkykay(m): 11:38pm On Mar 03, 2008
his madness has exceeded the usual 5mins madness. . . . . . .

maybe clem shoul get him a form for yaba-left side. . . . . .am just suggesting ooooo
Re: Strange Lizard by kronkykay(m): 11:51pm On Mar 03, 2008
his madness has exceeded the usual 5mins madness. . . . . . .

maybe clem shoul get him a form for yaba-left side. .  . . . .am just suggesting ooooo
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 6:38am On Mar 04, 2008
Na lie

U r not suggesting anything. Market no dey move for yaba-left-side and since u are the MD, ur job is at stake

Didnt i hear u float out an offer. Buy a form, get one for free?
Re: Strange Lizard by clemcykul(f): 8:18am On Mar 04, 2008
hahahahha wat a beautiful lizard! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2008
i wish that lizard success in all endeavors
'
any thing wey dem dig for am, jump am pass
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 8:47am On Mar 04, 2008
hey kronky.we got ur post the first time guess u were too busy playing with the reptile
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 8:49am On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started your 5mins maddness. Abi?
true talk
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 8:57am On Mar 04, 2008
and usiola joins kronky on his play grin
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 9:02am On Mar 04, 2008
sensimila:

and usiola joins kronky on his play grin
Picks up his gun and aims for the head of the lizardAny last words to your dear lizard?
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 9:10am On Mar 04, 2008
smiles and says to self "dis man no know say my lizard get bullet proof?" and ignores usiola tongue
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 9:42am On Mar 04, 2008
usiola,

abeg allow that lizard to achieve its aim

u wouldnt like to be stopped in the heat of things, would u
Re: Strange Lizard by Lohlarh(f): 9:51am On Mar 04, 2008
heheheheheheheheheheheeeee, nice picture but me i no wan see dis picture 4 nija o grin
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 9:54am On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

usiola,

abeg allow that lizard to achieve its aim

u wouldnt like to be stopped in the heat of things, would u
*takes his pump action back into the room, but hates the freaking lizard*
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:00am On Mar 04, 2008
thnks for listening to me usiola

when ur time come, anybody wey warn spoil ur show, call me
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2008
@ituen, thanks man
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 10:05am On Mar 04, 2008
lohlarh, it already in naija, just watch ur back, becos usiola could be behind u trying a fast one
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:08am On Mar 04, 2008
*thinking of the best rat poison to use on sensimila*
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:09am On Mar 04, 2008
@sensiman

Are u saying usiola is a lizard?
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 10:20am On Mar 04, 2008
na u dey say that one ooo , i dint say hes is a lizard but if u add strange na u sabi
Re: Strange Lizard by ituen(m): 10:24am On Mar 04, 2008
I just dey echo back ur remarks
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 10:30am On Mar 04, 2008
thanks but u didnt need to, unless u want to watch "the quick and the dead" on nairaland, but i doubt if the starnge lizard can meet up cool
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2008
sensimila, hawaiian good luck sign to you
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 11:01am On Mar 04, 2008
and usiola jumps from the 4th floor.
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 11:03am On Mar 04, 2008
rotflmao grin grin grin grin grin

Just trying my new parachute, perfect landing
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 11:22am On Mar 04, 2008
And sensi pulls out his winchester wink
Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 11:32am On Mar 04, 2008
bros, how far? wetin i do wey reach that one na, u wan mud me?
Re: Strange Lizard by sensimila: 11:34am On Mar 04, 2008
shines it and puts it back cool
Re: Strange Lizard by Lohlarh(f): 12:36pm On Mar 04, 2008
, puts on three jeans to cover her bumps nd takes off'
Re: Strange Lizard by clemcykul(f): 12:46pm On Mar 04, 2008
hmmm

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