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18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 6:41pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
1. No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside, some are just sleepy that's all 2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs ago & till now no wedding date.My Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings' Return his Ring&move on or aRe u a learner? 3. You don't need to always shout to be known!! EVEN without advert!! GaRRI STILL sELL pass indomie 4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet. . 5. You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing 6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose the ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and miss. And repeat. 7. Don't get excited when a girl starts calling you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for OloriBooruku.. 8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a student will u miss assembly? 9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength 10. 'Boobs And Ass' May Give You Boys And Money, But Brains And Ambition Will Give You Respect And Achievements! 11. A man is d bread winner,but a woman should at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread and akara together,man shall not live by bread alone 12. You boyfriend is on BBM, Twitter, 2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare, sharepin, pinbook, badoo, Facebook....believe me he is cheating on you 13. To understand some people in Nigeria, you have to start watching animal planet 14.A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? 15. Shout Out to the guys who will walk 5 rows from their seat just to hold a fine girl when pastor says "HOLD UR NEIGHBOUR" 16. If you can't take care of Her, let Her go.. na love she go chop?? 17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz does not make You a future mother....SO, Ladies wise up 18. How many girls can say amen to dis prayer. May your son be treated the way u treat other guys...Can I hear A Big Amen? 4 Likes |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
Cnt stop laughng *rushes to ma bedroom 2 avoid being cald a lunatic* |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Aizebioje(m): 7:33pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
Lol at LORD OF THE RINGS HOLD UR NEIGHBOUR AND BREAD ND AKARA |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 7:35pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
funny...huh |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by JameyMaxwell(m): 7:44am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Rilly funny. I swear |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 9:51am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Jamey Maxwell: Rilly funny. I swear |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP y |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by Francheezy(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
Timzy234: Listen to ths 1:a topic lyk diz deserves 2 be on FP bt only stories of toto sori tonto wil make FP yabi naaa |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by mindtricks: 8:39pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Hilarious! Frontpage pls. |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by wisdomw(m): 9:38pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Guy u try jor! Sipin my alomo wit yale cabin biscuit |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:33pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
LOL |
Re: 18 True Naija Facts. by satos: 12:58pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
U DON KILL ME OOO |
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