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Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by tomakint: 6:42pm On Jan 25, 2013
I remembered having this thread sometimes ago, but I am just being curious to know the minds of people here; I am not trying to insult the intelligence of our ladies trust me you are well beloved wink any confirmation on these points below?


• SYMBOL: WOE


• FORMULA: W² (OE) ³


• PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: BOILS AT NOTHING AND FREEZES IN A SECOND. VERY BITTER IF NOT WELL USED.


• CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: POSSESSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR PRECIOUS METALS LIKE GOLD, SILVER, DIAMOND AND PLATINUM. TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED BESIDES A BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN.


• OCCURRENCE: FOUND WHEREVER “MAN” EXISTS BUT MOST COMMON WHERE “MONEY” IS.


• USES: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL AND USEFUL IN EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH, THE MOST EFFICIENT INCOME-REDUCING AGENT EVER DISCOVERED.


• CAUTION: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE IN INEXPERIENCED HANDS, SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE.


• EXTRACTION: BY DISPLAYING SOME FORM OF WEALTH EITHER IN MONEY, PHYSICAL OR MOBILITY FORM.

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Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by 190theclown: 11:04pm On Jan 25, 2013
oh No ive forgotten my physics cry cry
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Boss13: 11:17pm On Jan 25, 2013
Very nice and also true too
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Nobody: 4:56am On Jan 26, 2013
And this chemical analysis was carried out where?
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 26, 2013
Mtcheeewwwe
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by EzePromoe: 6:20pm On Jan 26, 2013
Very true!
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by emmabuggy(m): 11:03pm On Jan 26, 2013
I just came across this post and i cant stop screaming. Its fun and yet so true about women!
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by ayurdavid: 11:40am On Jan 27, 2013
What about mathematics of a woman
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Nobody: 9:23am On Jan 28, 2013
u got it all right.
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by tomakint: 12:07pm On Jan 28, 2013
AJJ: Mtcheeewwwe
Truth is bitter cuty cheesy
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 28, 2013
candygosh: And this chemical analysis was carried out where?
On the Laboratory called Earth!
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by tomakint: 4:04pm On Jan 28, 2013
lari03: On the Laboratory called Earth!
thanks for the education cheesy
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by knockturnal(m): 11:36pm On Jan 28, 2013
Funny how this is not in the sylabus.....it would have helped many a men.

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Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by Ruqaya(f): 7:49pm On Jan 29, 2013
what is this crywhat is this
Re: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? by tomakint: 10:56am On May 20, 2013
Ruqaya: what is this crywhat is this
But you know it is the 'whole truth about women'!

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