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Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by joebeckz(m): 10:05am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Two lovebirds died while playing the ‘Adam and Eve’ game after the vehicle they had turned into a bedroom was sideswiped by a bus near Kwekwe. Police confirmed the accident but could not say whether the two were having Sêx or not. However, a source who called our news crew, said it was suspected that the two were having Sêx when the Lord decided to take their souls to heaven! “Have you heard about two people who died while in the act? I can tell you everything if you call me later,” said the seemingly well informed source who spoke on condition of anonymity. On Friday last week, at around 4am, the 20-year-old man, only identified as Tatenda and his girlfriend whose name could not be published before the next of kin was notified of the death, were driving towards Kwekwe from Harare. The two, according to the source, pulled over and parked their vehicle, a Nissan Vanette, at a curve at the 185km peg and decided to rehearse the baby-making game. While enjoying ‘sausage gymnastics’, the source said, a Zupco bus which was going the opposite direction sideswiped the vehicle leaving the right side of the Nissan ripped off. The two were thrown out of the car, landed on the tarmac and died on the spot. The driver of the bus, Bonface Ncube (35) sustained minor injuries. http://www.naijaonpoint.com/?p=23619
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Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by eriegua83: 10:30am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Let them continue from wherever 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by momodub: 11:00am On Jan 29, 2013 |
na waa oooo |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by redcliff: 11:02am On Jan 29, 2013 |
NA wa . death just smells everywhere in this country YOu have car, you die by accident. you dont have car, on coming ones crush you you are in your safe haven( your home) an airplane crashes into your building. Lord come quickly and all these should just end..Its so tiring. 9 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Kzinne: 11:03am On Jan 29, 2013 |
These are all lies 6 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Oahray: 11:03am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Ehyaaaaaaaaa.... Sausage gymnastics |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Talking(m): 11:03am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Hmmm, this life is a vapour. |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by etudaddy(m): 11:04am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Dis is everlasting sex |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by santuse: 11:04am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Well, something must kill a man 2 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Nobody: 11:05am On Jan 29, 2013 |
So dey no fit hold body till dey reach huz? Conji na bad tin o |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by omicron(m): 11:05am On Jan 29, 2013 |
See what too much of Hollywood can cause 2 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by gramci: 11:07am On Jan 29, 2013 |
The source is evil |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Coldfeet(f): 11:09am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Funny description! Abeg which one be sausage gymnastics?? 4 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Mutaino7(m): 11:09am On Jan 29, 2013 |
choi i made it to the front page. But wait y cant dey use a secluded area instead of being in an open area. Damn madingo nd snail yanshing in eternity. 1 Like |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by redcliff: 11:09am On Jan 29, 2013 |
santuse: Well, something must kill a man i totally concur |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by madan(f): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2013 |
I don't believe dix story. I think it's just a cooked up story. That accident scene is just not real for me o, don't knw abt others. Abi, no b BRT be dat wey I dey see for d picture? 5 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by jendoslim(m): 11:10am On Jan 29, 2013 |
dem suppose get a rum.. gonji no be beta tin |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Akshow: 11:10am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Na Wetin person Sabi chop Na him de kpai am |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by victorD3: 11:11am On Jan 29, 2013 |
What a pleasurable way to die. He will cum in ..... whereever |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Nobody: 11:11am On Jan 29, 2013 |
KILLED IN ACTION 1 Like |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by coldgate(f): 11:14am On Jan 29, 2013 |
This should serve as a deterrent to others. Sin does not pay in the long run. Repent! The period of grace is running out, instant judgement is now rife. |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by anitank(f): 11:15am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Sausage Gymnastics.......I like |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by sexyhot: 11:15am On Jan 29, 2013 |
What a tragic death! |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by OmerianConsult: 11:17am On Jan 29, 2013 |
They commited suicide! Next... 2 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:17am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Kzinne: These are all liesI couldn't agree less....u post a photograph,a web link...a crushed car and u make a story from harare...no be only harare na hazare ...this is norring but junk journalism 1 Like |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Gombs(m): 11:18am On Jan 29, 2013 |
...Boko Haram claims responsibility But u see why coondooooms no longer guarantee safe sex?...am sure he was wearing a cooondoom...yet d sex wasn't safe. #RIP,Love never dies sha 4 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by anitank(f): 11:19am On Jan 29, 2013 |
By the way, where is Kwekwe and Harere? 1 Like |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by uzo4real(m): 11:19am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Have seen this pic before, the guy in the pic allegedly stabbed the girl in the neck over dumping him. That the story I heard abt the pic initailly. Hmmmmmmm 12 Likes |
Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by donigspain(m): 11:19am On Jan 29, 2013 |
redcliff: NA wa . death just smells everywhere in this countryYou really do need to visit an oculist asap! Nowhere in the story did it say the sad event happened in this country (Nigeria). 6 Likes |
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