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Afghanistan Soldier by choco4life(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2008
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.

It-
read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between-
us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and-
it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to-
you.


Love,
Becky,


The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers-
for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.

In-
addition
to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had-
collected from his buddies.

There were 57
photos in that envelope, along with this-
note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take-
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
Take Care,
Ricky,
Re: Afghanistan Soldier by Usiola(m): 9:24pm On Mar 06, 2008
shooo,
Make becky no go die of heart attack o!
Re: Afghanistan Soldier by kronkykay(m): 11:02pm On Mar 06, 2008
deeeeeuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm!

that was wicked and smart!
Re: Afghanistan Soldier by Nobody: 3:09am On Mar 07, 2008
great joke! smart soldier
Re: Afghanistan Soldier by Nobody: 3:11am On Mar 07, 2008
great joke! smart soldier
Re: Afghanistan Soldier by choco4life(m): 8:11am On Mar 07, 2008
*bows*

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