Please pray for me
Nlanders I need you help.
The boy I usually beat back in secondary school due to seniority is now a soldier.
Few days ago, he sent me a message that he hasn't forgotten, posted a picture in his uniform and tagged me. Please what should i do
Cc lalasticala

Start fasting and prayer asap.

your own don finish be dat!

Do quick join army and get plenty rope put for chest, sotay na seniority you go take finish am.

The only comma when fit dey my plan be say after you join, dem fit come send you go fight for Sambisa Forest, before dem go gree give you the rope.

Anyway, step one be say make you first join army, and den come check my advice for Nairaland, any time when you do finish for parade ground.

Jakumo:
Do quick join army and get plenty rope put for chest, sotay na seniority you go take finish am.

The only comma when fit dey my plan be say after you join, dem fit come send you go fight for Sambisa Forest, before dem go gree give you the rope.

Anyway, step one be say make you first join army, and den come check my advice for Nairaland, any time when you do finish for parade ground.

i already hv a job

okunboy:
your own don finish be dat!

ok thanks.. Nxt

iameugene:
i already hv a job

Even if you be doctor, army go take you, and den come train you how to use blanla koboko to take am teach people sense.

You sabi how Deziani take run for Buhari? Ehn ehn! na so make you run oooo, because na like that PDP and APC case just be.

But if you get mind wait like Dasuki, guy your own don be be that. Even ur friends(Dokpesi, Bafaradinunu) go follow share for the beating.

Dannyset:
You sabi how Deziani take run for Buhari? Ehn ehn! na so make you run oooo, because na like that PDP and APC case just be.

But if you get mind wait like Dasuki, guy your own don be be that. Even ur friends(Dokpesi, Bafaradinunu) go follow share for the beating.

Chai ! All that cane they are sharing. E get as e be.

Ol' boy,koboko talatin is coming your way.

hahaha u re dead the guy joined NA becos of u.
U too go join boys scout:

bokohalal:
Ol' boy,koboko talatin is coming your way.

No need to fear blanla because that one no dey break bone like kondo-olopa.

Koboko own na only to let man pikin begin dey halla like for where dem dey flog goat.

Join Madam Madueke in the exile and pretend you are having prostate cancer

bettercreature:
Join Madam Madueke in the exile and pretend you are having prostate cancer

This option is not necessary, because I know a medical-school drop-out who performs plastic surgery that can be used to completely alter anyone's appearance such that even their own mother will be unable to recognize them after the operation. Prices start at 25K naira for a new nose and chin implant, using real snail meat for that natural look.

My bro text or call d guy,tell him that what happened then was as a result of juvenile deliquency... Apologise to him..make him know that u hv grown above that kind of life then...we all are guyz...He will definetly understand...

ucheuzor1:
My bro text or call d guy,tell him that what happened then was as a result of juvenile deliquency... Apologise to him..make him know that u hv grown above that kind of life then...we all are guyz...He will definetly understand...

Personally, in this situation, I would pay for a full page obituary for myself, so as to fake my own death. Then I would move to a nice safe area like the Sambisa Forest, to start my life anew among friendly neigbors.

Tell am say no shaking

Make am understand say u saw great potentials in him and was only trying to mould him in a strong image becos u discipline those u love. If e still no gree, oga relocate, e no get who dem dey report soldier to, highest im superior for army go tell am make im take am easy but that no mean say dem fit stop am frm wetin dey im mind

iameugene:
Please pray for me
Nlanders I need you help.
The boy I usually beat back in secondary school due to seniority is now a soldier.
Few days ago, he sent me a message that he hasn't forgotten, posted a picture in his uniform and tagged me. Please what should i do
Cc lalasticala

ds joke is stale na
seun pls fiction section for ds peeps
iranu

TonyeBarcanista:
Tell am say no shaking

Na only once man pikin go fit die for this life, and den after that, na to go siddon rest for Jesus right side, na him remain, so, no shaking.

bettercreature:
Join Madam Madueke in the exile and pretend you are having prostate cancer

Por Favor ?

iameugene:
Please pray for me
Nlanders I need you help.
The boy I usually beat back in secondary school due to seniority is now a soldier.
Few days ago, he sent me a message that he hasn't forgotten, posted a picture in his uniform and tagged me. Please what should i do
Cc lalasticala

You are Just kidding! Saw this crap on NL last year...NLanders shaaaa...

Just take heart and chow down the cane

Lalasticlala Come And Advice This Guy oh

MzPecs:

lalasticlala, i think u need to do something abt ds poster

allytinted:

lalasti.clala, i think u need to do something abt ds poster

Huh?

@OP no dey fear jare.. nothing go happen


d guy just tag you to let you know how far...

me sef get small boy wey don turn soldier... he don go battle Bokoharam come back


nxt time think bgor you bully