pcagbaji: Use to plane that when. I grow up I will buy full egg and only me will eat it,I will buy sardine and bread , drink full battle of malt then go an buy full lap of chicken eat it alone ;DUse to plane that when. I grow up I will buy full egg and only me will eat it,I will buy sardine and bread , drink full battle of malt then go an buy full lap of chicken eat it alone

tantita: When i ws young me n my frnds killed other people chicken for a living..we wld line grain of rice into our trap n snare them..owners of such chicken did swear for us saying "whoever stole n ate my chicken will die". Well most of my friends are dead alright n i recently jst graduate wit a third class which technically means am DEAD.

spyroxy1:
wetin u no fit talk...

i get one younger broda wey be sey him own na to dey pursue all domestic animals.. Goat, chicken ,dogs.. i dey tell u.
e go dey sweat, det run after dem, any1 wen e catch don die, he go go upstairs (3 storey) to throw the goats from there, any chicken he lay his hands on, hun! na to break d 2 legs, e go come keep am for the back of mrs williams' kerosene tank till that 1 go stand , takes about 2 weeks. he start fromt here again

The boy dey GTbank nau, i'm sure e go dey laff hinsef if he sees this!

valicious1: I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.

Bigcake: My Dragon fly died and i gave it a State burial with a matches box as coffin. I and my friends ussually hide in the bush and throw stones at passersby. We played husband and wife whereby i will be incharge of midwifery, na dat one dey sweet pass because i go order everybody make dem carry belle so dat i go remove their p.ant commot the baby. Cemmetry was my best play ground,we excavated skeletons and play wit it freely.

adexsimply:

Danice253:
e be like say na only guys wey play husband nd wife tins.... Does it mean NL gurls no do am. Hw come dia re so many disvirgined gals....