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Football Jokes About Players by banabest(m): 11:11am On Feb 02, 2013
Players method of getting ball;
Pepe: give me the ball, or I will kill
you!
Messi: give me the ball, or I will
complain about it to UEFA!
Torres: give me the ball, and I will not score!
Ronaldo: give me the ball, or else I
will cry!
Valdes: don't give me the ball!
Busquets: give me the ball, or else I
will dive for it!
Suarez: give me the ball, or else i
will get it with my hands!
Fergie: give me the ball, before you
get killed! (manager in this case)
Heskey: give me the ball, or else
you'll get raped!
Terry: either give me the ball or
your wife
Add urz!
Re: Football Jokes About Players by OmolodMilkman93(m): 12:07pm On Feb 02, 2013
Zidane: give me d ball or I headbutt U

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