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3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olunifemi(f): 8:36pm On Mar 07, 2008
What are three things woman can do that men
can’t?

First: we can give milk without eating grass.
Second: we can bleed a week without dying.
Third : we can bury a bone without digging
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 2:07am On Mar 08, 2008
how many bones have nu buried b4?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by djcrooky(m): 1:20pm On Mar 08, 2008
ask am ohhhhhh
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 3:58pm On Mar 08, 2008
. . and she neva fit answer
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Mar 08, 2008
women una dey try wella grin cool
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 4:33pm On Mar 08, 2008
and women fit sitdown on a long thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by tufe(m): 7:45pm On Mar 08, 2008
if you are still sitting you are on a long thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ThugLife1(m): 10:40pm On Mar 08, 2008
l o l
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by tufe(m): 7:58pm On Mar 09, 2008
whats funny?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by segunpc(m): 9:47am On Mar 10, 2008
the long thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 11:46am On Mar 10, 2008
chops off long thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 11:49am On Mar 10, 2008
no longer thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by nightnurse(f): 11:52am On Mar 10, 2008
changes da long thing with shot thing
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by tufe(m): 11:55am On Mar 10, 2008
. . . so the guy don impotent be that na
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by nightnurse(f): 11:57am On Mar 10, 2008
who tell u? na with da short thing him go perform beta na

so go cut ur own make for perform beta
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 12:13pm On Mar 10, 2008
nightnurse:

who tell u? na with da short thing him go perform beta na

so go cut your own make for perform beta

So you mean the shorter the better? shocked shocked
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by dequeen(f): 12:20pm On Mar 10, 2008
ituen:

how many bones have nu buried before?


question
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by tufe(m): 12:23pm On Mar 10, 2008
@nightie

e be like say ituen own short, na why you knwo say the shorter the better abi?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 4:48pm On Mar 10, 2008
ur gettting it all wrong.

all she meant is that since you are short, u shld make ur bla bla short.

remember cut your coat according to ur size
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by holythug(m): 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2008
ta! dat wan na lie, well its better like dis cos av noticed it d shorter d thicker
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olunifemi(f): 6:50pm On Mar 10, 2008
d shotta d thicker but d longer d merrier,
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 6:54pm On Mar 10, 2008
olunifemi:

d shotta d thicker but d longer d merrier,

That na experience talk. You know about any other sizes/forms?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olunifemi(f): 6:58pm On Mar 10, 2008
yes
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by TOYOSI20(f): 7:07pm On Mar 10, 2008
@ Post

True, very true indeed. cheesy
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olunifemi(f): 7:14pm On Mar 10, 2008
wink
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 8:15pm On Mar 10, 2008
olunifemi:

yes

Oya na tell us about em.
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by Phiniter(m): 9:19pm On Mar 10, 2008
make she go make research
grin grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by rednow: 9:42pm On Mar 10, 2008
length or size no matter - na how you sabi use am nahin be the real thing; whether hin long short or waatifa, its all about the techique coupled with mission accomplished and satisfaction guaranteed;  naimean wink wink ,
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 1:51pm On Mar 12, 2008
i see potential in rednow
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by Rebellious(f): 3:25pm On Mar 12, 2008
What type of potential?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by tufe(m): 3:32pm On Mar 12, 2008
. . you sef, u know now grin grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 3:39pm On Mar 12, 2008
a very good potential in kiling and fryn mosquitoes

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