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Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 12:32pm On Mar 22, 2008
@ituen do u agree with gilgee?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 12:34pm On Mar 22, 2008
no one can claim king of kuvuki with out the kingsmaker's consent
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2008
True talk

But this young prince na problem. We gotta clip his small bla bla before he goes haywire
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2008
If you clip my bla bla, how I go take test my purchasing power na? grin You be bad example oo
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 9:17pm On Mar 22, 2008
so u gotta take it easy else ur bla bla pays for it
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 5:53pm On Mar 23, 2008
bla blabla grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 6:05pm On Mar 23, 2008
The queen of Bla Bla ism. See as u dey sample us teeth.

**gives her a deep kiss**
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 6:19pm On Mar 23, 2008
*stares*
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 6:37pm On Mar 23, 2008
**she's just staring and enjoying the kiss**

baby u got very sweet lips. They taste like mayonnaise . grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by naijastyle: 12:01pm On Mar 24, 2008
yuck
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 8:25pm On Mar 24, 2008
I wonder why someone will enjoy kissin clemcy when she got lips like Kanda meat/Pomo roundabout

and say it tastes like mayonaisse. YUCK


Gilgee dey tru oh!!!!
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Mar 25, 2008
gilgee is dat how u kiss males?

iteun kanda lips are more lucious just givn u an insight thou i dont have lips and am very sure the first tyme u were kissed u fainted cuzz uve nevr
expreinced the bliss and crescendo of a good kiss grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olulu(m): 3:10pm On Mar 25, 2008
clemcykul:

gilgee is that how u kiss males?

iteun kanda lips are more lucious just givn u an insight thou i don't have lips and am very sure the first tyme u were kissed u fainted cuzz uve nevr
expreinced the bliss and crescendo of a good kiss grin

nemo dat quod non habet


grin grin grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 7:54pm On Mar 25, 2008
see wetin hunger dey do olulu
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 8:03pm On Mar 25, 2008
Na Typographical Virus caused by over stretched hunger.

@Olulu

The same rule states Aproko is a crime punishable by 1 week dry fasting. So you hungermania just dey start.
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 8:05pm On Mar 25, 2008
so be it
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olulu(m): 8:49am On Mar 26, 2008
nemo that quod non habet = u can't give what u don't have

if u no get lips, how u wan kiss?
even if u get lips, but u no sabi kiss, how u wan take give good kiss?

and,
if ur bla bla bla is not funtional, how u wan take bu la la


grin grin grin

@delib, gilgww, ituen

Bush people, simple latin una no sabi
grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 9:03am On Mar 26, 2008
olulu:


nemo that quod non habet = u can't give what u don't have

if u no get lips, how u wan kiss?
even if u get lips, but u no sabi kiss, how u wan take give good kiss?

and,
if your bla bla bla is not funtional, how u wan take bu la la


grin grin grin

@delib, gilgww, ituen

Bush people, simple latin una no sabi
grin

Ahora pienso que son los responsables u, u, ¿por qué tienen que reducir su reputación?
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 12:16pm On Mar 26, 2008
@Olulu
Oboy I be 100% Nigerian and na enirish we dey speak for Nig. So no blame me. So you join those people wey slave trade force to learn Latin? Eyaaaa. sorry ehen. . .
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by torture: 2:05pm On Mar 26, 2008
RUBBISH angry angry angry angry
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by jaymobb(m): 2:41pm On Mar 26, 2008
see them dey don come again all this newbie

na yeye dey smell 4 ur side
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2008
No mind the boy. Since wey im suck craze woman breast wey bitter like akpe, everything just dey bitter for am-life, love, family etc.
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 4:42pm On Mar 26, 2008
Giligee,

Na the slave trade effect dey worry the boy
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by gilgee(m): 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2008
True talk Ituen.
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by naijastyle: 6:46pm On Mar 26, 2008
na person pikin una dey yap so. eeya. sad
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by blackweaver(m): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2008
>>What are three things woman can do that men
>>can’t?

>>First: we can give milk without eating grass.

well even if we men ate grass i don't think we would be able to give milk anyway
i think it's cows that do that

>>Second: we can bleed a week without dying.

i've cut myself on more than one occasion and in most cases the
part where i cut myself bled. as of now i am yet to die from bleeding

>>Third : we can bury a bone without digging

this i am confused perhaps someone who understands this statement can explain it to me
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by naijastyle: 8:11pm On Mar 26, 2008
you dont need to know cos ure an alien.
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olulu(m): 8:55am On Mar 27, 2008
delib:

Ahora pienso que son los responsables u, u, ¿por qué tienen que reducir su reputación?

na curse u dey curse?
Keep it simple, speak ur broken english instead



gilgee:

@Olulu
Oboy I be 100% Nigerian and na enirish we dey speak for Nig. So no blame me. So you join those people wey slave trade force to learn Latin? Eyaaaa. sorry ehen. . .
ituen:

Giligee,

Na the slave trade effect dey worry the boy

gilgee:

True talk Ituen.


Kolomentalist Grade A Plus People


Simple Latin, una no understand,
U sure u guys see d 4 walls of a school so?
i doubt it

grin grin grin
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Mar 27, 2008
continue doubting
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olunifemi(f): 4:10pm On Mar 28, 2008
;d
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by naijastyle: 6:01pm On Mar 28, 2008
Doubting Thomas Olulu
Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by delib: 12:37pm On Mar 29, 2008
live am make him dey doubt

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