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Miracle Is When? by simongonner: 1:14pm On Feb 03, 2013
MIRACLE IS WHEN
1. You travel Abroad witout Visa
2. Slap an army at the front of
barrack and go scot free.
3. Go to Boko Haram head
quarter to preach and they offer
you a seat.
4. Fail jamb but get admission.
5. Fold ur arms sleep all thru d
years and at d end of d year u
buy a car.
6. Park Aeroplane for sky and
ordered everybody out dat u
want to chek engine then tell
everybody to com in and
continue ur journey.
7. Usain Bolt chase you wit
cutlass and u still escape.
8. Sleep inside river and wake up
the next day.
9. Super Eagles win Ivory Coast
on Sunday.
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