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What's the big deal over prayer for dead person to have become news? And why do They have to Apologise for trying to help out. They should rather be commended for their audacity of faith . At least they tried.

Tatenda's Joystick, what a name.
If I may ask, where did it take place cos it sounds fictitious to me.

Yeah, they tried, and God failed as usual.

Now if the boy had 'awoken', Jesus papa for don collect all the glory, and d hypocrite pastor above me (JoAgbaje) would not be bothered about the media attention, na, infact
he would revel in it... when the media highlights the favorable, glory, glory, halleluia, when they highlight the
deplorable, liars, liars, mind your business..
talk about holypocrisy...

No one in history has been more irresponsible since creation of this universe than the Christian God...


From leaving fledgling humans in the garden to be tempted by a Rabbi wannabe Satan, to his decision to send an apology of a god(jesus) who was hung and killed on a cross, Yahweh has proven inept at handling human affairs. He simply has no idea how humans work..

RIP to the young boy. To the parents whose hope was raised only to be crushed, I hope they have the fortitude to bear the loss..

It doesn't matter your religious belief, being reasonable is more advantageous than blind faith..

cheryve: Tatenda's Joystick, what a name.
If I may ask, where did it take place cos it sounds fictitious to me.

Zimbabwe. The names are Shona. Besides, it says Harare in the article.

Why r they apologizing, are they magicians or is it their power, if God wants he would resurrect the boy. Btw all the witchies and wizards wei know say them don dey pray don dey pack the prayer chop sef.

Foolishness of the highest level.
That is the positions they put themselves through lies. If the boy was just sick, the Pastor would have prayed and tell the patents he will be fine, then collects their money and leave. Thieves.

Hmm.....

Joystick ? Anoda tin on ma mind, anyway sha RIP to d boy

dridowu: Joystick ? Anoda tin on ma mind, anyway sha RIP to d boy

na person surname o

Justiceotuya: Relatives of the woman who invited her Christ Embassy Church members during the funeral wake of her 15-year-old son in an attempt to “resurrect” the boy have said they have no problems with the church after its leadership apologised over the incident.
In an interview, a relative of the boy Tatenda Dick terday.

WTF

how person go dey bear Joystick, why not mouse?

Nairaland Censorship is a joke.

Joagbaje:

What's the big deal over prayer for dead person to have become news? And why do They have to Apologise for trying to help out. They should rather be commended for their audacity of faith . At least they tried.

Maybe they were trying to bring about the zombie apocalypse spoke of in the new testament?

But seriously though, I wonder how you figure that they were trying to help when all they did was make noise in the middle of the night? Praying for someone is not helping because prayer doesnt work. All they succeeded in doing was to ruin the funeral for all the other relatives.

@Evil brain, nice sig. R u from Draco?

cheryve: Tatenda's Joystick, what a name.
If I may ask, where did it take place cos it sounds fictitious to me.

the name is so unholy. Imagine...mr and mrs Joystick

pastor glorious gloriously praying for the glorious dick

Poor jokes asides, really, playing with fire here. Minors. If your kids fall ill you should be obligated to take them to a hospital first. You can call prayers and resurrections etc later. Not saying that isn't what was done here, but this could send out the wrong message to sheeple. Rather than going to hospitals they now rely on resurrections. Sorry to say there's no confirmed documented occurrence of that ever working. Kids now die because of parents incompetence. Etc etc

Adults want to leave their fate to faith, that's very fine. They shouldn't be gambling with kids lives in that manner though

wooow....maybe they didn't use the right phonetics to call the name...Jesus....there is way you call that name and it will work..

How much 'seed' was sown before the CEC pastor said the prayers and did he refund the seed when his prayers failed to work?