HOW TO KNOW PLACES IN NIGERIA.
1. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes, sees
them and walks away. That's Lagos.
2. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to
watch, a guy comes, opens a bottle of beer
and starts drinking. That's Jos.
3. Two guys are fighting, a Man comes and
says; God doesn't like this. They make peace.
That's Enugu.
4. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes,
another guy comes and they starts arguing
about who is right. You are in Sapele.
5. Two guys are fighting, somebody comes
out from a nearby house and says; Don't fight
in front of my house, go to somewhere else
and keep fighting. That's Benin.
6. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers
and starts jubilating. That's Ozoro.
7. Two guys are fighting, one runs away only
to come back with Boko Haram and starts
killing innocent people who knows nothing
about the fight. That's Maiduguri.
8. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes with a
carton of beer, they all sits down and starts
drinking the beer, insulting each other. And
finally, they all go home as friends. That's
Warri.
9. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and
says; You people should continue fighting o, i
must watch this fight finish. That's Ughelli.
10. Two guys are fighting, one of them starts
calling the other one thief, cultist, armed
robber. A mob gathers, sets the accused
ablaze and burns the accused to death. That's
Aluu.
11. Two guys are fighting, the two of them
takes a time out to call their friends with their
phones. Now fifty guys are fighting. That's
Ibadan.
12. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and
tries to make peace between them. The two
guys comes together and beats him up. That's
Bauchi.

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