I've come to wonder why pple make som mistakes while posting comments on the internet. To think of the fact that AutoCorrect apps like SpellCheckers are available for users of Sophisticated phones, yet they still fall in this group of defaulters.. Seriously, it's sickening but they bring bouts of laughter to som who come across such.. Here are some I picked up while surfing, mostly from Fb.
"To hair is human to forgive is design"
"I hate guys with low selves of steam".
"I am a blessing to my generator".
"I am a soccer for guys wit six park".
"My bb charger is no longer walking".
"Anybody who supports this killings is a
carnival"
"i tank Gods for d priviLEG of waking
"Be magnified Oh Lord, you are higly
exhausted.
Pls add Urs

Ar u d inventor of English language? Is it ur mother tongue? Can u undastnd d English of Prof Grammar(HON PATRICK OBA...,...)?

Don't think ppl do dat intentioinalli,sm out of rush they jst drop iτ̲̅ dat way. ​ guess even U̶̲̥̅̊ is nt short of iτ̲̅...

@dreal, nope I ain't the inventor man.... Hon Patrick! Im blood too dey hot jare my broda...
@oze, why do U've to rush my brother? Abi dem pour pepper for their anus ni?