Akpors and Ekaitte got married. Akpors was
a well-known man.. So to speak! but Ekaitte
was very naive and uninformed about the
birds and the bees. Akpors was a poor
working man and could not afford to take
time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they
retired to his little shack. When Akpors was
undressing, Ekaitte said, "Oh Akpors, what is
that?"
Akpors being very quick in thinking said, "Eki
baby, I am the only man In the world with
one of these."And, then, he proceeded to
show her what it was for, and Ekaitte was
happy.The next morning Akpors went off to
work as usual. When he returned home that
evening, Ekaitte was on the front pouch
obviously upset about something. "Akpors,
you told me that you were the only man in
the world with one of those, and I saw Eazy
the gardener changing his clothes behind the
shed, and he had one too." Thinking
fast, Akpors said, "Oh, Eki baby, Eazy is my
good friend. I had two of them so I gave him
one. He is the only other man in the world
with one of those." Ekaitte, not being
knowledgeable about these things, accepted
his answer, and they did their thing again
that night. Akpors went off to work again the
next morning and when he returned home,
Ekaitte was very upset, stamping her foot on
the pouch. Akpors said, "Eki baby, what is the
matter this time?" "Akpors, you gave Eazy the
better one!!!"
Akpors fainted "lobatan"