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Rip Akpors.. Smh by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 12, 2013
Akpors The Pastor! Last week, Pastor Akpors told
the church
members, that he saw a vision
that he should
pray for all working class
members of the church. So he said all church members
should bring their
working tools this week
sunday. As he was starting the
program, he said
everybody who brought their working tools,
should stretch it forward and
face him.
(All
members did as he said)
Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him. Teachers
stretched their Chalk towards
him.
Bankers stretched their Pen
towards him. Andabout 15
members of the church who were
hunters and Police Men, also
stretched their
Guns towards him.
(Not noticing there were gun
pointed at him) Pastor Akpors said to all the workers to start
making use of their tools as
they do in their
normal way of life. Tailors
started clipping their scissors.
Teachers started moving their Chalk Bankers started signing
with their Pen And the 15
members with Guns released
their
erroneous bullets towards
Akpors. .
.
.
. .
.
. .
.
Akpors has been flown to
Germany for treatment over 15
bullet wounds.
We pray he survives

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Re: Rip Akpors.. Smh by kerijay(m): 8:03am On Feb 13, 2013
Ahahahahahaah
Re: Rip Akpors.. Smh by heshomoney(m): 9:10am On Feb 13, 2013
Nice one cheesy
Re: Rip Akpors.. Smh by Dipye: 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2013
chai............................may GOD help akpos oooooooooooooo

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