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Laugh It Off!! Application Letter For The Post Of A Security Guard by Anniederacom(f): 9:14pm On Feb 13, 2013
Dear sar,
I am Name is Tenager, Iapply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of GTBank. ...I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificatein 2003. My skool here... KAMWALA BASIC very good. ...
I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in CONGO REPUBLIC country there 10 yea...rs n ow, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me...no money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home foritself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English grin because of eazy teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself.
Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher musonda. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and grin III. I also shot thiefdead. I want to join thecompany of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG,arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.
Please consider my application very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because thephotocopy machine there at kabwata shop is a long time and veryold it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I am very honest and I didn't steal since I born until now,I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here.
Please also greet yourwife and childish!
Yurs fatefooli.... Rupurt... For more interesting stories, kindly visit http://www.anniedera.com

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