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Val Day by victor878(m): 12:33am On Feb 14, 2013
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READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED
THIS HAPPENED LAST VALENTINE'S DAY
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BOY: What am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, uh you are ho ho ho ho holding ma ma
my hands.
BOY: What am I doing to you now?
GIRL: You..you.. you are mmm cu cu cu .. cuddling my
body.
BOY: Ok what am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, you are .. are mmm mm kissing my lips.
BOY: Wow that's good, now what am I doing next?
GIRL: You are eh eh, you are awww eh touching my
thing.
BOY: Yeah I know you like it, so what am I doing now?
GIRL: Uuh you are yeahhh you...you.....you are mmm
arrgh, you are, you are co...co........co....co...co oh yeah
mm you co...co....collecting HIV plus AIDS.
BOY: {screams} Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ! ! !
The message is simple!
Yes it"s Valentine's day, not a day to loose ur senses.
BE WISE... STAY SAFE!!! AIDS IS REAL!!!!
Re: Val Day by realsammie(m): 8:56am On Feb 14, 2013
victor878: ;DRATED 18
READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED
THIS HAPPENED LAST VALENTINE'S DAY
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BOY: What am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, uh you are ho ho ho ho holding ma ma
my hands.
BOY: What am I doing to you now?
GIRL: You..you.. you are mmm cu cu cu .. cuddling my
body.
BOY: Ok what am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, you are .. are mmm mm kissing my lips.
BOY: Wow that's good, now what am I doing next?
GIRL: You are eh eh, you are awww eh touching my
thing.
BOY: Yeah I know you like it, so what am I doing now?
GIRL: Uuh you are yeahhh you...you.....you are mmm
arrgh, you are, you are co...co........co....co...co oh yeah
mm you co...co....collecting HIV plus AIDS.
BOY: {screams} Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ! ! !
The message is simple!
Yes it"s Valentine's day, not a day to loose ur senses.
BE WISE... STAY SAFE!!! AIDS IS REAL!!!!

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