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| Phone Conversation by bunmioguns(m): 9:41pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Patrick Obahiagbon's girlfriend phone rings Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention Mary: What ? Patrick Obahiagbon:your phone is ringing Mary : iam in the shower sweety,please answer it for me Patrick Obahiagbon: hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary(NYANJA). patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: where is Mary ? Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this ? Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of K100 , 000 and above? any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..i authored it when I was minister in the previous regime CALLER: who are you to mary ? Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: come again ? Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary's pelvic areas CALLER: say that again i i don't understand ? Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary's lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I'am Mary's boyfriend,And who are u ? CALLER: Mary's mother. Hon Patrick Collapsed  |
| Re: Phone Conversation by greedie1(f): 9:46pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
lol |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:18am On Feb 17, 2013 |
ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!! Seriously This deserves to make front page. |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Lagusta(m): 1:29am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!! Meaning  ?  |
| Re: Phone Conversation by engrfcuksmtin(m): 6:32am On Feb 17, 2013 |
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| Re: Phone Conversation by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:57am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Lagusta:Rolling On The Floor Lafin My A$s Off. . . .the rest is what i'd like to call 'laughing in tongues'! |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Laitesmart(m): 8:44am On Feb 17, 2013 |
I laugh sotay i write OSAMA as my surname. |
| Re: Phone Conversation by bunmioguns(m): 11:53am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!! Na die be dis ooooo |
| Re: Phone Conversation by bunmioguns(m): 11:55am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Laitesmart: I laugh sotay i write OSAMA as my surname. na una sabi ooo  |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Nobody: 7:27pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Lmao |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Nobody: 7:29pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!!This is another joke... Lol |
| Re: Phone Conversation by tosinisrael5678(m): 9:45pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
hillarious |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Maxdiamond(m): 10:07pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Hahahahahahaha.i laugh,cry,mess & shit 4 body! Lol. |
| Re: Phone Conversation by Darelord(m): 5:10pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
u try |
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