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| Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by bingbagbo(m): 2:11pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Full transcript Teacher: Are you working on your assignment? Pupil: yes Teacher: Where? Pupils: In the house Teacher: Is anyone helping you? Pupil: No Teacher: Can you do it alone? Pupil: Sir, somebody has helped me out Teacher: Have you eaten? Pupil: Yes, I ate banku with fish Teacher: Why didn’t you answer my phone call yesterday? Pupil: I dint hear my phone ring… Teacher: Why are you often very quiet in school? Pupil: i am quiet when I am hungry Teacher: Are in the room with your younger brother in the primary school? Pupil: Yes Teacher: Is he older than you? Pupil: No, he is twelve years old and I am 15. Teacher: I will lash you if you fail to give correct answers to the assignment. I gave that assignment to you alone. Pupil: ……. Teacher: Why didn’t you go out tonight? Pupil: Because my brother will cry if I leave him Teacher: So who else is with you in the room? Pupil: My aunt, but she is currently not in Teacher: I wanted you to meet me at the school tonight Pupil: I can make it tomorrow Teacher: Can you tell what I want from you? Pupil: No Teacher: I just want to handle your breasts Pupil:……………… Teacher: I said I want to handle your breasts Pupil: I am busy now, I can rather make it tomorrow Teacher: Will you allow me do it tomorrow? Pupil: Yes Teacher: What will you wear to my place tomorrow? Pupil: That will be a surprise Teacher: Do you promise to make me happy tomorrow? Pupil: Yes Teacher: Who is your boyfriend? Pupil: I am yet to have a boyfriend Teacher: Can I come to your room? Pupil: Yes Teacher: When was the first time you had sex? Pupil: I have never had sex, Teacher: Tell me something to make me happy Pupil: I have nothing to say, tell me something rather to make me happy Teacher: Let me know any time you are in need of anything okay? Pupil: Alright sir Teacher: I heard you spent the extra-class fee I gave you on food… Pupil: Yes Teacher: There is something I want to tell you but I am scared somebody may be monitoring our conversation Pupil: No one is monitoring our conversation Teacher: What are you wearing at the moment? Pupil: A straight dress Teacher: Please come to my place tomorrow so I can suck your breasts Pupil: Alright sir Teacher: Who is a your favourite teacher in the school? Pupil: it’s you Teacher: Do you have beads around your waist? Pupil: Yes Teacher: How many beads are around your waist? Pupil: Three Teacher: What is the colour of your beads? Pupil: Green Teacher: Are they big? Pupil: No, they are smaller beads Teacher: I will look at the tomorrow okay? Pupil: Alright sir Teacher: Will you wear them tomorrow ? Pupil: Yes sir Teacher: Bring the beads tomorrow so I will personally put them around your waist okay? Pupil: Alright sir Teacher: Will you let me have sex with you tomorrow? Pupil: Yes sir this is true  |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by nedu2000(m): 2:17pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Waow!! Twas on speaker mode?....errr,mr. teacher will lose his job na after due investigation 1 Like |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by bingbagbo(m): 2:22pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
nedu2000: Waow!! Twas on speaker mode?....errr,mr. teacher will lose his job na after due investigation the girl was recording....  |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by Okijajuju1(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Any links?! |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by bingbagbo(m): 2:45pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Okija_juju: Any links?! links for what?....... |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by ITbomb(m): 7:15pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Coming from bin gbagbo, this should be in jokes section MODs!!!!!! |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by Johniyke2flex(m): 10:25pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Is dis for real? Finding it hard to believe dis conversation really took place. |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by moshoodn(m): 3:43am On Mar 21, 2013 |
This is a joke... |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by Nobody: 7:40am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Very possible! |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by pomporiking: 8:26am On Mar 21, 2013 |
This crap almost made ma eyes bleed |
| Re: Transcripts Of A Phone Conversation Between A Teacher And His Pupil by bingbagbo(m): 9:02am On Mar 21, 2013 |
moshoodn: This is a joke... who told you?  |
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