Patricks Obahiagbon girlfriends
phone rings

Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your
cellular
gadget has intercepted some
electromagnetic ­ waves and is
currently
summoning your attention

Mary: What ?

Patrick Obahiagbon:your ­ phone is
ringing

Mary : iam in the
shower
sweety,please answer it for me

Patrick Obahiagbon:
hello….

CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary
(NYANJA).

patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual
is foreign to my
cochlea. Please utter alphabets in
a universal manner so that I can
derive
sense from this dialogue

CALLER: where is
Mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is
currently
interacting with a hot shower in
my master
bedroom that is located at the
attic section of my bungalow. She
cannot commence dialogue with
u as her phone
is
not water proof like the one I
own which can receive calls even
while i'm
submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.

CALLER: who
is this ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have
air-time of K 100 , 000 and
above? any airtime below that
amount is not enough to permit
me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the
phone as my
accolades are too numerous. But
to comprehend
me better, visit
any bookshop near u and
purchase a book titled “knowing
professor Obahiagbon,
the individual with English PHD’s
whose number exceeds the
mythical lives of a
cat”..i
authored it when I was minister in
the previous
regime

CALLER: who are you to mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the
individual whom Mary
surrenders to her fauna in
absentia of clothing…..

CALLER: come again ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I
am the individual who relays
copulative
sensations to Mary's pelvic areas

CALLER: say
that again i i don't understand ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the
individual
who exposes Mary's lower limbs
to mirror an
obtuse angle . I'am Mary's
boyfriend,And who are u ?

CALLER: its Mary's
mother.

Too dry. Try harder next time.

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