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If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by FoxyRebirth(m): 11:04am On Nov 15, 2012 |
I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary... But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class.... Please enjoy, and add yours if you have.... Peace ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, little star HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. 122 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by DAvIt0(m): 1:31pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
wow; you try mahn .... this needs front page |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by dani1luv: 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Nice. . 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Obinoscopy(m): 6:54pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Are you sure you're not the Obahiagbon....lolz. Nice one! 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by topboyz(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Hahahahahaha...i don laugh tire. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Freiburger(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Then all his students will be mysticism students |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by seedord247(m): 8:31pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Obfuscated discombobulated cachinnate 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by jtroy(m): 8:31pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
this is genious. men you are really good, even my english girlfriend fear. question for you from her "are u nigerian?" 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Redmosquito(m): 8:32pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
I want to drink garri I desiderate to gormandize cassava contriturate ********** Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. Laff wan kill me die 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by pressongodsay(m): 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Freiburger: Then all his students will be mysticism studentsjust like what edo people are passing through now. 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by mamagee3(f): 8:35pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
This is genius!!! |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name. 8 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by upchair(m): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
If he was an english teacher, his class would have been empty cause the students would not have been able to relate with him. He would have left them speechless and dumbfounded. @op your english sef wan worse pass hon. own. I fear oh. You don catch the bug. Now that he is oshiomole's chief of staff, im go confuse osho baba wit the grammar to the point where osho go provoke sack am. 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by luminousbohry: 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Dis gats make front u too try hope say u no be pat sef |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by godstino(m): 8:41pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
op, u realy killed it...igodomigodo cudn't have said it better..thumb up! 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Serendipity: 8:43pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
To my mind and without wanting to denigrate anybody or sound immodest, Obahiagbon is illiterate. He is deficient in writing/speaking skills, and only ends up confounding his audience. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by maingwaest(f): 8:43pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Lol, sound so much like him. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by TrustJ(m): 8:48pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Hey dude,i see Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in you....lol |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Lexo22(m): 8:48pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence! 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nobody: 8:51pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,lmaooooo!!! this had me cracking mad. 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by falansa: 9:03pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Very funny indeed, cant stop laughing. The Honourable have got someone to fill his shoes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Clemzy16(m): 9:03pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Then all his students would be chronic failures?! LWKMD |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by ogochukwunasa1: 9:06pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
dame patience cudnt hav said it better |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Diamaten(f): 9:07pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
that guy na clown |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by nikkyshyne(f): 9:07pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Wow. What a prodigious buffoonery thingamabob! |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Clemzy16(m): 9:08pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator 3 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by searay2(m): 9:08pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Redmosquito: I want to drink garrimanihot or garrium @bold |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by nikkyshyne(f): 9:10pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Honourable. 9 Likes
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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Abasimmodo(f): 9:10pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
F9 things 4 whosoever is lucky enough to be his student. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by jamace(m): 9:12pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence! Are you sure of that correction? See below: Singular present tense: (If Patrick is to be a teacher....) = singular past tense: (If Patrick was to be a teacher....) Plural present tense: (If they are to be teachers ...) = Plural past tense: (If they were to be teachers) I feel the OP is right. Otherwise convince/confuse me. 3 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by adegbitown: 9:15pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
fellis: This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.Thanks for the tip,but it's actually not needed.try again next time. 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nobody: 9:16pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Nice one poster, U̶̲̥̅̊ really made mγ̲̣̣̥ day. However if ɪ̣̝̇ W̶̲̥̅̊αs ɑ̤̥̈̊ student in Hon Patricks class, ɪ̣̝̇ wouldn't pass @all. Am sure he would hv turned ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ τ̅☺ ɑ̤̥̈̊ political Halleluya boy... Lol 1 Like |
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