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Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by MrAladin: 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2013
TIPS TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS A CHINA
PHONE
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail
cutter,fireligh ter etc.
3. Text message can be written with a
toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g
NokLa,blackderr y, i-pune, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by; it
records"one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records
"charger connected".
7. When a chinese man passes you it says
"onebluetooth device found"
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