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Madness by Zahymaka(m): 5:00am On May 04, 2006
A psychiatrist had three patients who had remarkably improved since they got in. They were all mathematicians.

To determine the ones(s) to release, he called them al together and told them to do the sum 2+2.

'2000,' said the first one. He was taken out by the nurses.

'Friday,' said the second. He too was sent back.

'4,' said the third and the doctor judged him sane.

'Wait a minute,' said the doctor. 'How come 2+2 equals 4?'

'Don't you know?' replied his patient. '2000 / Friday = 4.'
Re: Madness by diddy4(m): 6:29am On May 04, 2006
he is the worst of 'em all. grin grin grin grin
Re: Madness by Nobody: 10:27am On May 04, 2006
he's a wacko grin grin
Re: Madness by micklplus(m): 12:28pm On May 04, 2006
The guy combined the madness of the first guy of 2000 and the second guy of friday to arrive at 4 which means he is a great kolo mental ! God saved the doctor cos he would have seen kolo himself !

Nice one cheesy cheesy
Re: Madness by spikelord(m): 8:32pm On May 06, 2006
grin grin grin the doctor should be the one to personally take care of that one!!!
Re: Madness by Oracle(m): 4:52am On Aug 28, 2006
Damn, he was really sane.
at least he could logically think the answer grin

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