welcome to the BGAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL AND PSYCHIATRIC CENTER!!

Here we have an ultra modern state of the art health facicilites not forgtetting our talented and highly professional doctors and medical staff.

we treat all ailments such as MADNESS,CHOLERA, KWASHIORKOR, FYBROID,IMPOTENCE,STROKE,DEATH?, HIV, AIDS, MEASLES, STAMMERING etc.

meet our doctors: DR BIN GBAGBO, DR BUNMIOGUNS, DR DONKOLLIONE and nurses such as nurse bushy anus, booqee, new bin, bright, mogul etc.

remember no credits, alright!!!

i am suffering from slow madness. help me?

@ bright from the look on your face i think you are suffering from extreme madness. . .

* examines him further*

well sorry madam, erm. . .i think you require urgent brain surgery to fix your madness and will cost u $3500.
but i doubt if u can raise that so my hospital will offer u $2000 and use ur body for medical experiments. . .thank you!



next!!. . .

@ efulefu

erm madam, you ll have to strip naked so i can thouroghly examine you. .

* she strips as i examine her!. . .we. wake up in ward 2 on one hospital bed. . ..i take to my heeeeeels*

And who say you no dey craze? ehh!


bin! bin!! bIn!!!

@ Mogul,
well sir, thank you for coming to our hospital,
erm. . .after diagnosis, i realise you are suffering from low self esteem. do u have a job?

Mogul: no

ok, ok , ok. . .so how about becoming the hospital's security man?

Mogul: thank you Allah, i am most grateful to u doc. . .


thats alright no mention @ Mogul,
well sir, thank you for coming to our hospital,
erm. . .after diagnosis, i realise you are suffering from low self esteem. do u have a job?

Mogul: no

ok, ok , ok. . .so how about becoming the hospital's security man?

Mogul: thank you Allah, i am most grateful to u doc. . .


thats alright no mention

yEyE fowl....

MOGUL.O:
yEyE fowl....

erm. . .well madam i think you now have brain fybroid and this will require surgery. .



aeerm. . .the bill is $3000

see ya!



neeeext!!!

bin gbagbo: welcome to the BGAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL AND PSYCHIATRIC CENTER!!

we treat all ailments such as DEATH? etc.

u must be d chief patient!

exponental enters consulting room

* diagnoses him*

well sir, you have a brain tumour and it requires a surgery. .

your bill is $8000!

alright, see ya!





neeeext!!!

[quote author=bin gbagbo] welcome to the BGAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL AND PSYCHIATRIC CENTER!!

Here we have an ultra modern state of the art health facicilites not forgtetting our talented and highly professional doctors and medical staff.

we treat all ailments such as MADNESS,CHOLERA, KWASHIORKOR, FYBROID,IMPOTENCE,STROKE,DEATH?, HIV, AIDS, MEASLES, STAMMERING etc.

meet our doctors: DR BIN GBAGBO, DR BUNMIOGUNS, DR DONKOLLIONE and nurses such as nurse bushy anus,







DUST BIN,

Dr bin, don't u think its not ideal for a mad man(which you are) to be running a psychiatric hospital?? Its either u resign and hand ur post over to me, or u see me urgently for an immediate operation on ur brain.
D result from ur diagnosis says 30mg of soldier ants has clogged ur medullar oblangata (how on earth did they get there?!)
Anyway its for ur own good. *i really mean dis in a nice way* i'm tryna be my brothers keeper.

Good day Dr. Bin.....

I hav a friend who is suffering from cerebrocerebelloencephalotrigeminomedulloangiomatosis

This was complicated by pneumoconiosiliconosarcoidohistoplasmocryptococcitis

Which further led to gastroenteroproctoentamoebovibrioescherichiosis

Please, help him, before it leads to..........














THE GREAT BEYOND!!!!!!!!

THANKS....... *lagusta*

[quote author=Lagusta]Good day Dr. Bin.....

I hav a friend who is suffering from cerebrocerebelloencephalotrigeminomedulloangiomatosis

This was complicated by pneumoconiosiliconosarcoidohistoplasmocryptococcitis

Which further led to gastroenteroproctoentamoebovibrioescherichiosis

Please, help him, before it leads to..........



well mr lagusta, i think before we deal with your friend, we will admit you first for 6 months to treat you of VERBAL PARALYSIS,and ACUTE BRAIN DIARRHOEA
[quote author=Lagusta]Good day Dr. Bin.....

I hav a friend who is suffering from cerebrocerebelloencephalotrigeminomedulloangiomatosis

This was complicated by pneumoconiosiliconosarcoidohistoplasmocryptococcitis

Which further led to gastroenteroproctoentamoebovibrioescherichiosis

Please, help him, before it leads to..........



well mr lagusta, i think before we deal with your friend, we will admit you first for 6 months to treat you of VERBAL PARALYSIS,and ACUTE BRAIN DIARRHOEA

[quote author=booqee]Dr bin, don't u think its not ideal for a mad man(which you are) to be running a psychiatric hospital?? Its either u resign and hand ur post over to me, or u see me urgently for an immediate operation on ur brain.
D result from ur diagnosis says 30mg of soldier ants has clogged ur medullar oblangata (how on earth did they get there?!)


chei booqee so u no dey respect your papa?
u wan lose ya job?
or that abortion u commited do affect ya brain? how dare u dis doc?

Lagusta: Good day Dr. Bin.....

I hav a friend who is suffering from cerebrocerebelloencephalotrigeminomedulloangiomatosis

This was complicated by pneumoconiosiliconosarcoidohistoplasmocryptococcitis

Which further led to gastroenteroproctoentamoebovibrioescherichiosis

Please, help him, before it leads to..........














THE GREAT BEYOND!!!!!!!!

THANKS....... *lagusta*

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You and ur frd needs to be admitted here asap cos it seems as if u are both infected wit dis disease, if porrible, come along wit ur wife and dt ur 18 years old daughter, they will be in a separate rum receiving more than treatment. . . .hurry nw before before it become worse
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Signed

Dr Bunmioguns
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For : Projan Hospital for d mentally retarded and physically and spiritually handicapped

stupid, stupider, stupidest!

swtchicgurl: stupid, stupider, stupidest!

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Are u sure u av seen menses dis month?

bunmioguns:
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Are u sure u av seen menses dis month?

dumb, dumber, dumbest!

swtchicgurl:

I am dumb, dumber, dumbest!

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Ooh, no wonder

switchgurl, your condition is very manageable, just stay away from weed and you shall be fine.

greetings dr bunmioguns, how is dr donkollione and dr bin gbagbo?

well, let me attend to this new patient, hehehehe, wouf!!

Fools.

[quote author=saddler]Fools.





* asks the hospital securitymen to get him. . . .he is injected twice. . . .. .he falls to sleep *

NEW BIN: [/quote]





[quote author=NEW BIN]

Umm, hello... **looks around**
Dunno if i'm in the right place o... See, my pastor prophesied that i'd be ''crazy with wealth'' by next month, so i thought, umm, u know na, prevention is better...

^^

you are mad already.

^^ u'r a nurse, go away. I want dokinta.

kay9: ^^ u'r a nurse, go away. I want dokinta.

di dokinta is currntly under treatment but i can give you two injections.

EFULEFU1:


di dokinta is currntly under treatment but i can give you two injections.

Ehm, well as far as i will give u ''injections'' too when u're done...

dani1luv: I keep bleeding. .beht why Dr. Bin??

well sir,from a close diagnosis, your case is spiritual.

please contact Prophet T. B. Joshua,
thank you!

please your bill $1000, thank u.


next!!!