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This Will Put A Smile On Ur Face. by Nobody: 8:07pm On Feb 20, 2013
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes Lady:
How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend$10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
Lady: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: This Will Put A Smile On Ur Face. by Nobody: 8:12pm On Feb 20, 2013
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