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It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference by icansimi(m): 9:29am On Feb 21, 2013 |
From the outlined needs/wants below, men are just too easy to please but the reverse is the case with our the ladies. They seem to be very difficult to please these days. If you're wondering why then see it below: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY.... 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements Ladies, whats so hard about these few things? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.... It's really not too difficult but to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes. Guys, what's so hard about this many things? 2 Likes |
Re: It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference by Nobody: 6:06pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
icansimi: From the outlined needs/wants below, men are just too easy to please but the reverse is the case with our the ladies. They seem to be very difficult to please these days. If you're wondering why then see it below:every bit of it is very had ...and failure 2 do dat as a man/guy, dey will term u as sombdy dat is not caring. Ladies nawaooooo!!! 1 Like |
Re: It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference by Nobody: 2:31am On Feb 22, 2013 |
Lmao, really funny, in fact frontpage funny. But no wonder dudes die earlier o, and the girl gets to cash in on your life insurance. At the end of the day she still benefits from your death although you worked yourself to death because of her. Abeg life no easy o. |
Re: It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference by elampiro(m): 12:23pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
My first time in joke session. I like this. |
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