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Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by Truckpusher(m): 10:56am On Feb 23, 2013
The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today in her home. The strange incident happened in the front of her gate. Eye witnesses said a black van drove and stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun men emerged and whisked her away.
A Police near by that saw the kidnap go down stood, watched and took no actions but laughed.
After the kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and the police picked it up and it read:
“Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we have taken this drastic action to save the little we have in this country. we got information that Mrs Tonto is about to release a new song by march and we cant look and fold our arms. Mrs Tonto would be released for five thousand Naira after march 1st”
So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set Mrs Tonto Dikeh free

Lol!


Source: Fakenaijanews.com

Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by adiona(f): 11:25am On Feb 23, 2013
Haters!!!Team tontosmiley
Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by pastie(m): 11:31am On Feb 23, 2013
Bleep u op
Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by pastie(m): 11:32am On Feb 23, 2013
I mean fvck u op angryangry
Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by ghyxzo: 11:57am On Feb 23, 2013
adiona: Haters!!!Team tontosmiley
tonto nan so u cheap abeg tel d kidnaper abeg mak dm kipam til first april i go sent gari n kuli 4dm wit 100naira bonus
Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by sholay2011(m): 11:58am On Feb 23, 2013
pastie: Bleep u op

Are u tonto dike's boyfriend?

Kudos to u OP!
Re: Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped by Imprida(f): 12:09pm On Feb 23, 2013
Is this meant to be a joke?

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