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Story Of My Life by naija2mush: 5:57pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day,"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is, Always keep your condoms in your car. |
Re: Story Of My Life by naijastyle: 11:45pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
seen it before but its still ok |
Re: Story Of My Life by ituen(m): 6:36am On Mar 18, 2008 |
very old |
Re: Story Of My Life by TOYOSI20(f): 7:42am On Mar 18, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Story Of My Life by segunpc(m): 2:22pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
oh my gaud not this joke again |
Re: Story Of My Life by GeeCee(m): 6:05pm On Mar 18, 2008 |
How many times do we get to see this over recycled joke. Lord save us. |
Re: Story Of My Life by chizzy861: 1:57am On Mar 20, 2008 |
Seen the joke b4. Quite funny anyway |
Re: Story Of My Life by UNLEASHED(m): 3:38am On Mar 20, 2008 |
nice but, more? |
Re: Story Of My Life by Moyola(f): 11:25am On Mar 25, 2008 |
oh yer, itz remix |
Re: Story Of My Life by folly69(m): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
seen it b4 |
Re: Story Of My Life by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
i dint see dis thread |
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