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Story Of My Life by naija2mush: 5:57pm On Mar 17, 2008
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day,"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is,
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Re: Story Of My Life by naijastyle: 11:45pm On Mar 17, 2008
seen it before but its still ok
Re: Story Of My Life by ituen(m): 6:36am On Mar 18, 2008
very old
Re: Story Of My Life by TOYOSI20(f): 7:42am On Mar 18, 2008
Cool
Re: Story Of My Life by segunpc(m): 2:22pm On Mar 18, 2008
oh my gaud not this joke again angry
Re: Story Of My Life by GeeCee(m): 6:05pm On Mar 18, 2008
How many times do we get to see this over recycled joke. Lord save us.
Re: Story Of My Life by chizzy861: 1:57am On Mar 20, 2008
grin
Seen the joke b4. Quite funny anyway
Re: Story Of My Life by UNLEASHED(m): 3:38am On Mar 20, 2008
nice but, more?
Re: Story Of My Life by Moyola(f): 11:25am On Mar 25, 2008
oh yer, itz remix
Re: Story Of My Life by folly69(m): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2008
seen it b4
Re: Story Of My Life by clemcykul(f): 2:11pm On Mar 25, 2008
i dint see dis thread

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