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Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Ikenna351(m): 4:14pm On Feb 24, 2013
A non petrolhead or a non car enthusiast would always say some funny, annoying or embarrassing things about cars, out of ignorance, or sometimes because some are not ready to learn.


Below is a simply way to know them when they speak:


*All German Cars are RWD.

*All V6 engines are problematic.

*All German cars consume excess fuel.

*All Japanese cars dont consume fuel at all(As if they run water in their fuel tank).

*Give a non petrolhead a BMW and he would say "It's just a car".

* A non petrolhead would tell you "Your car is old, why dont you sell it and get something modern or flashy?" Of course, you could reply him with "Your car is boring, why don't you get rid of it and get something fun to drive?" Lol!



Add yours.


Ikenna.

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Ikenna351(m): 8:22pm On Feb 24, 2013
"I thought they said Toyota doesn't consume fuel? Why is it then that a full tank of my Avalon doesn't last me a week? Yet my neighbor's Toyota Corolla full tank of fuel last him 2 weeks?"

Ikenna
Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by youngchopper(m): 8:31pm On Feb 24, 2013
Ikenna351:
"I thought they said Toyota doesn't consume fuel? Why is it then that a full tank of my Avalon doesn't last me a week? Yet my neighbor's Toyota Corolla full tank of fuel last him 2 weeks?"

Ikenna
bro na u dey ask dix question? Dem engine size no be dsame na?
Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by ziccoit: 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2013
youngchopper: bro na u dey ask dix question? Dem engine size no be dsame na?

Youngchopper, you no see the quotation mark?

My guy dey refer to pple who no know but who dey prove too know.

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Nobody: 11:04pm On Feb 24, 2013
1. Mercedes benz doesn't have FWDs.
2. All SUVs are 4WDs.
3. All diesel powered cars are noisy.
4. BMW 1series are FWDs.
5. All Hummer H2s are bullet proof.

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Nobody: 8:01am On Feb 25, 2013
*505 v6 has so much power under the hood •̸№ modern car can boast of.
*504 is fast becoming a classic.
*All German made cars are superior.
*Aston martin 70 model is a classic therefore 504 70 model is a classic too.
*Every one who knows about 505 v6 is a "car enthusiast".


There ‎u go guys let's stick τ̲̅ȍ the topic!!
Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Nobody: 8:23am On Feb 25, 2013
nony30:

*505 v6 has so much power under the hood •̸№ modern car can boast of.
*504 is fast becoming a classic.
*All German made cars are superior.
*Aston martin 70 model is a classic therefore 504 70 model is a classic too.
*Every one who knows about 505 v6 is a "car enthusiast".


There ‎u go guys let's stick τ̲̅ȍ the topic!!
says the troll.

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Nobody: 10:32am On Feb 27, 2013
They call I4 - V4,
Toyota is Gods gift to man,
V6 engines will kill you,
They don't see the joy in driving a proper engineered car they say "car na car"

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by sultaan(m): 10:49am On Feb 28, 2013
1. American car are very expensive to maintain and are not fuel efficient.
2. Does any one know how reliable and fuel efficient jeep(no jeep is fuel efficient)
3. Thermostat is only used in the cold countries, in Africa it should be removed so the car won't over heat.
4. 20w50 oil is meant for cars in hot regions.

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Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by Ikenna351(m): 1:41pm On Feb 28, 2013
"Its almost 3 years now since I bought my XXXX Car and the car has been so durable and doesn't give me issues. Though I have replaced the engine and transmission twice" grin

Ikenna.

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